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Mr Palaceman Flag 21 Jan 16 7.26am Send a Private Message to Mr Palaceman Add Mr Palaceman as a friend

Not for the "Pogonophobes"..

It seems to me that people either love them or hate them.

I found this article to be interesting.

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"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

Stan Laurel

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Percy of Peckham Flag Eton Mess 21 Jan 16 7.33am Send a Private Message to Percy of Peckham Add Percy of Peckham as a friend

Don't ignore the fire risk! One of my favourite lines from Fools & Horses - (Uncle Albert) "Don't you know you should never light a candle when there's a man with a beard in the house?"

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Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

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sniffer dagenham Flag The narm, Dagennarm 21 Jan 16 11.17pm Send a Private Message to sniffer dagenham Add sniffer dagenham as a friend

Says everything

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 22 Jan 16 10.34am

No beards on anyone under 32.

 


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Hoof Hearted 22 Jan 16 11.09am

Was listening to a radio programme and it said most beards have all sorts of bacteria in them including poo!

I only grow a beard for a few days due to laziness and apathy but I shave it off when it gets itchy.

My Mrs says it ages me about 10 years and prefers a clean shaven hoof!

 

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rob1969 Flag Banstead Surrey 22 Jan 16 11.09am Send a Private Message to rob1969 Add rob1969 as a friend

Had a beard - well trimmed I might add - ever since 1975. Removed it a few times but soon grew it back as really disliked having to shave every day.
I very 'attached' to my beard!

 

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Part Time James Flag 22 Jan 16 2.15pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I have a full on beard these days. There is a bloke at work who really hates people with hipster beards and therefore my main motivation to retain this scruffy birds nest on my face is that it's really f**king him off.

That and I love the taste of my own poo.

 




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Mapletree Flag Croydon 22 Jan 16 2.21pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Apparently mine's full of antibiotics, I guess they must feast on the poo.

 

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