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eagles2011 30 Nov 15 10.47am | |
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Amusing - but if someone had driven up to the other pump quickly they might have ripped the hose out
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barber o'reilly Teenage Wasteland 30 Nov 15 11.13am | |
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A lot of women are unfamiliar with the reach around technique !
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 30 Nov 15 11.15am | |
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Saw a video recently of a woman failing to parallel park her car. Bloke in the car waiting for her to succeed in her attempt lost his patience with her blocking the single lane road and got out, offered his help and drove straight into another space not on the video facing a fence. Something similar happened to me recently. Instead of just using 1 of 2 similar spaces, this 15 stone 60 year old left a piece of paper inside her car like a parking ticket with her mobile number on it. FFS. And women and distances. Some of them have a panic attack if you cross the road over 50 yards in front of them and plenty of time to do it.
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Rudi Hedman Caterham 30 Nov 15 11.16am | |
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Women that start riding scooters are unaware they run on petrol.
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Stuk Top half 30 Nov 15 12.46pm | |
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Quote eagles2011 at 30 Nov 2015 10.47am
Amusing - but if someone had driven up to the other pump quickly they might have ripped the hose out Would've sent her flying before breaking the hose. Your petrol gauge tells you which side you need to fill up on but not many people seem to know this.
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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 30 Nov 15 12.54pm | |
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Quote Stuk at 30 Nov 2015 12.46pm
Quote eagles2011 at 30 Nov 2015 10.47am
Amusing - but if someone had driven up to the other pump quickly they might have ripped the hose out Would've sent her flying before breaking the hose. Your petrol gauge tells you which side you need to fill up on but not many people seem to know this. I didn't know this. Its hard to remember when i am drunk so will look out for this
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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 30 Nov 15 1.54pm | |
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a bit grainy but I think I would
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Part Time James 30 Nov 15 2.06pm | |
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Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 30 Nov 2015 1.54pm
a bit grainy but I think I would I love a grainy woman.
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Hoof Hearted 30 Nov 15 2.34pm | |
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Quote Rudi Hedman at 30 Nov 2015 11.15am
Saw a video recently of a woman failing to parallel park her car. Bloke in the car waiting for her to succeed in her attempt lost his patience with her blocking the single lane road and got out, offered his help and drove straight into another space not on the video facing a fence. Something similar happened to me recently. Instead of just using 1 of 2 similar spaces, this 15 stone 60 year old left a piece of paper inside her car like a parking ticket with her mobile number on it. FFS. And women and distances. Some of them have a panic attack if you cross the road over 50 yards in front of them and plenty of time to do it.
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rob1969 Banstead Surrey 30 Nov 15 2.58pm | |
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Sure she could give a perfectly well reasoned explanation for using the pump she has.
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 30 Nov 15 3.04pm | |
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Quote rob1969 at 30 Nov 2015 2.58pm
Sure she could give a perfectly well reasoned explanation for using the pump she has. She likes stretching a bit of hose.
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sa_eagle Just outside Cape Town 30 Nov 15 3.41pm | |
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FFS! Can the Holmesdale not rise above such senseless sh!te?!?
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