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For the record, I wouldn't.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Hilarious.

When I saw a fat woman on TV threatening to call the police because Hopkins told her she was fat. I knew who's side I had to take.

She is the perfect antidote for a world where people go out of their way to be offended.

If you get all flappy because of what she says then you deserve all they get.

Her face could use a boot print though......

"Look at that. Accident blackspot? These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!"

She actually talks sense, just in a dumbed down provocative way

What she says about the refugee crisis is spot on, she just chooses to say it in a crass way, and obviously the Guardian love to portray her as the typical nasty right wing social commentator

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

Maybe after a few swift ones I would, with the lights off of course. My hearing's bad enough, so she could talk all she wants .

Neither would I. Which just proves the left can agree with the right on the key issues.

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.