Tonight in the pub after work a story flashed up with Sting in it and looking at him as he appears now, I immediately thought that I wouldn't leave my kids with him, judging him solely as he looked and talked.

Now there is obviously no evidence at all that Sting would harm children, in fact there is significant evidence that he is positive force for life in this hitherto cruel World and nurtures life. He has certainly made the World a better place with his take on reggae, producing such memorable tracks as 'Roxanne', based upon his interaction with a prostitute, and 'Walking on the Moon', which is about him and his band walking on the moon.

However, using purely judgement based upon looks, which has served mankind so well up until a few years ago when we were told 'to respect everyone', if I didn't know that Sting was a global megastar who nurtured life, I wouldn't leave my kids with him.

Therefore, I ask you, based purely on perception, which celebrity would you not leave your kids with?

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Matt that batsard has been harming my ears for years! Never trust a man that calls himself "Sting"! Ollie's Sting-hating-Dad,Ash.

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