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matt_himself Matataland 19 Sep 15 10.01am
I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday. A few things struck me about Police Academy: 1. How did Mahoney not get incarcerated for his various 'pranks' against Captain Harris? Surely Supergluing Harris' loudspeaker to his mouth is grounds for a custodial sentence? If not that then encouraging a police dog to maul his genitals or luring Harris & Proctor to bar by saying 'it has the best salad bar in town' when in fact it is patronised by 'leather bears' who have a penchant for tango dancing and male-on-male rape is grounds for sending him to jail?; 2. Callahan. I had forgotten about her. In the eighties, she filled me strange feelings when I saw her and realised that a dominant woman in uniform could be very sexy. Since then, every time I have passed a Policewoman at London Bridge who has a top rack, a range of restraining devices and is packing heat, I have got a lazy lob on. Does anyone else remember Callahan so fondly? Attachment: image.jpg (9.70Kb) "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 19 Sep 15 10.01am

I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday.

A few things struck me about Police Academy:

1. How did Mahoney not get incarcerated for his various 'pranks' against Captain Harris? Surely Supergluing Harris' loudspeaker to his mouth is grounds for a custodial sentence? If not that then encouraging a police dog to maul his genitals or luring Harris & Proctor to bar by saying 'it has the best salad bar in town' when in fact it is patronised by 'leather bears' who have a penchant for tango dancing and male-on-male rape is grounds for sending him to jail?;
2. Callahan. I had forgotten about her. In the eighties, she filled me strange feelings when I saw her and realised that a dominant woman in uniform could be very sexy. Since then, every time I have passed a Policewoman at London Bridge who has a top rack, a range of restraining devices and is packing heat, I have got a lazy lob on. Does anyone else remember Callahan so fondly?

Attachment: image.jpg (9.70Kb)

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 19 Sep 15 10.39am
Quote matt_himself at 19 Sep 2015 10.01am I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday. A few things struck me about Police Academy: 1. How did Mahoney not get incarcerated for his various 'pranks' against Captain Harris? Surely Supergluing Harris' loudspeaker to his mouth is grounds for a custodial sentence? If not that then encouraging a police dog to maul his genitals or luring Harris & Proctor to bar by saying 'it has the best salad bar in town' when in fact it is patronised by 'leather bears' who have a penchant for tango dancing and male-on-male rape is grounds for sending him to jail?; 2. Callahan. I had forgotten about her. In the eighties, she filled me strange feelings when I saw her and realised that a dominant woman in uniform could be very sexy. Since then, every time I have passed a Policewoman at London Bridge who has a top rack, a range of restraining devices and is packing heat, I have got a lazy lob on. Does anyone else remember Callahan so fondly? Oh yes! By the way any reason for going for no4 in the series?
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Quote matt_himself at 19 Sep 2015 10.01am

I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday.

A few things struck me about Police Academy:

Oh yes! By the way any reason for going for no4 in the series?

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matthau South Croydon 19 Sep 15 11.49am
my fav was capt mauser. I think he came in replace of capt Harris. in real life the actor art metrano (mauser) fell off a ladder and was paralysed for years and is now doing ok tackleberry died years back. only about 51 years old. heart attack. the good ol days of movies eh. Edited by matthau (19 Sep 2015 11.49am)
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South Croydon 19 Sep 15 11.49am

my fav was capt mauser. I think he came in replace of capt Harris.

in real life the actor art metrano (mauser) fell off a ladder and was paralysed for years and is now doing ok

tackleberry died years back. only about 51 years old. heart attack.

the good ol days of movies eh.

Edited by matthau (19 Sep 2015 11.49am)

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barryv high wycombe 19 Sep 15 11.58am
genius...... [Link] Other girls may try to take me away, But you know, it's by your side I will stay
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high wycombe 19 Sep 15 11.58am

genius......

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Other girls may try to take me away,
But you know, it's by your side I will stay

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sickboy Deal or Croydon 19 Sep 15 2.42pm
Quote barryv at 19 Sep 2015 11.58am genius...... [Link] Cant argue with that.
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Quote barryv at 19 Sep 2015 11.58am

genius......

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Cant argue with that.

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Canterbury Palace Whitstable 19 Sep 15 4.04pm
Quote matt_himself at 19 Sep 2015 10.01am I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday. A few things struck me about Police Academy: 1. How did Mahoney not get incarcerated for his various 'pranks' against Captain Harris? Surely Supergluing Harris' loudspeaker to his mouth is grounds for a custodial sentence? If not that then encouraging a police dog to maul his genitals or luring Harris & Proctor to bar by saying 'it has the best salad bar in town' when in fact it is patronised by 'leather bears' who have a penchant for tango dancing and male-on-male rape is grounds for sending him to jail?; 2. Callahan. I had forgotten about her. In the eighties, she filled me strange feelings when I saw her and realised that a dominant woman in uniform could be very sexy. Since then, every time I have passed a Policewoman at London Bridge who has a top rack, a range of restraining devices and is packing heat, I have got a lazy lob on. Does anyone else remember Callahan so fondly? Firstly, you're spoiling her. Secondly, I blame Callahan for most of my failed relationships. I first saw Police Academy as a ten year old and it set me on a doomed 20 year quest to find a woman of that magnitude who could use judo in the manner exhibited in the following clip. Unfortunately all I have now is a lot of 'what ifs' and restraining orders from local dojos. [Link] Edited by Canterbury Palace (19 Sep 2015 4.05pm) We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
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Quote matt_himself at 19 Sep 2015 10.01am

I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday.

A few things struck me about Police Academy:

Firstly, you're spoiling her.

Secondly, I blame Callahan for most of my failed relationships. I first saw Police Academy as a ten year old and it set me on a doomed 20 year quest to find a woman of that magnitude who could use judo in the manner exhibited in the following clip. Unfortunately all I have now is a lot of 'what ifs' and restraining orders from local dojos.

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Edited by Canterbury Palace (19 Sep 2015 4.05pm)

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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matt_himself Matataland 20 Sep 15 6.24am
Quote sickboy at 19 Sep 2015 10.39am Quote matt_himself at 19 Sep 2015 10.01am I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday. A few things struck me about Police Academy: 1. How did Mahoney not get incarcerated for his various 'pranks' against Captain Harris? Surely Supergluing Harris' loudspeaker to his mouth is grounds for a custodial sentence? If not that then encouraging a police dog to maul his genitals or luring Harris & Proctor to bar by saying 'it has the best salad bar in town' when in fact it is patronised by 'leather bears' who have a penchant for tango dancing and male-on-male rape is grounds for sending him to jail?; 2. Callahan. I had forgotten about her. In the eighties, she filled me strange feelings when I saw her and realised that a dominant woman in uniform could be very sexy. Since then, every time I have passed a Policewoman at London Bridge who has a top rack, a range of restraining devices and is packing heat, I have got a lazy lob on. Does anyone else remember Callahan so fondly? Oh yes! By the way any reason for going for no4 in the series? It was the first DVD that came to hand. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 20 Sep 15 6.24am

Quote sickboy at 19 Sep 2015 10.39am

Quote matt_himself at 19 Sep 2015 10.01am

I treated the missus to a top romantic night of rugby followed by Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol yesterday.

A few things struck me about Police Academy:

Oh yes! By the way any reason for going for no4 in the series?

It was the first DVD that came to hand.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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matt_himself Matataland 20 Sep 15 6.36am
Quote matthau at 19 Sep 2015 11.49am my fav was capt mauser. I think he came in replace of capt Harris. in real life the actor art metrano (mauser) fell off a ladder and was paralysed for years and is now doing ok tackleberry died years back. only about 51 years old. heart attack. the good ol days of movies eh. Edited by matthau (19 Sep 2015 11.49am) Captain Mauser's greatest moment: [Link] "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 20 Sep 15 6.36am

Quote matthau at 19 Sep 2015 11.49am

my fav was capt mauser. I think he came in replace of capt Harris.

in real life the actor art metrano (mauser) fell off a ladder and was paralysed for years and is now doing ok

tackleberry died years back. only about 51 years old. heart attack.

the good ol days of movies eh.

Edited by matthau (19 Sep 2015 11.49am)

Captain Mauser's greatest moment:

[Link]

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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dannyb1 Chichester 20 Sep 15 4.24pm
Mission to Miami on in a bit. Have to agree police academy was a great set of films and Michael Winslow is a top and funny guy (loved him in spaceballs also) heard there was a remake on the cards.
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Chichester 20 Sep 15 4.24pm

Mission to Miami on in a bit. Have to agree police academy was a great set of films and Michael Winslow is a top and funny guy (loved him in spaceballs also) heard there was a remake on the cards.

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