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Sandy_Eagle Purley 10 Sep 15 9.21am
Dear All, I have a Brighton fan at work who is very happy with them being op of the table, I usually send him videos of the play offs to keep him quiet. However, I am looking for some Brighton jokes... the ones on here are slightly dated .. or a bit to explicit for a work e-mail! Please let me know if you have any I could use... Thanks
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Purley 10 Sep 15 9.21am

Dear All,

I have a Brighton fan at work who is very happy with them being op of the table, I usually send him videos of the play offs to keep him quiet. However, I am looking for some Brighton jokes... the ones on here are slightly dated .. or a bit to explicit for a work e-mail! Please let me know if you have any I could use...

Thanks

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Part Time James 10 Sep 15 10.51am
I can think of 20,000 Brighton jokes. They go to the Amex every other Saturday.
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I can think of 20,000 Brighton jokes. They go to the Amex every other Saturday.

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rednblueblood 10 Sep 15 4.32pm
A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement ‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’ ‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies. ‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists. The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says, F**k off Dad, I’m not going to the Amex again no matter what you say.’ What does every Brighton fan do after Brighton beat Palace? Turn off the PlayStation. In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 10 Sep 15 4.32pm

A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement
‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’
‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies.
‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists.
The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says,
F**k off Dad, I’m not going to the Amex again no matter what you say.’

What does every Brighton fan do after Brighton beat Palace?
Turn off the PlayStation.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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rednblueblood 10 Sep 15 4.43pm
Quote rednblueblood at 10 Sep 2015 4.32pm A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement ‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’ ‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies. ‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists. The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says, F**k off Dad, I’m not going to the Amex again no matter what you say.’ What does every Brighton fan do after Brighton beat Palace? Turn off the PlayStation. They were white,try these instead [Link] In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 10 Sep 15 4.43pm

Quote rednblueblood at 10 Sep 2015 4.32pm

What does every Brighton fan do after Brighton beat Palace?
Turn off the PlayStation.

They were white,try these instead [Link]

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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