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 Stuk  Top half 01 Sep 15 2.32pm |
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It's a good job no one pays attention to these crackpot religious leaders...
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 01 Sep 15 2.51pm |
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religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Sep 15 2.54pm |
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Surely its either a grave matter or it isn't, you'd think that something that results in excommunication by default, wouldn't have an acceptable period of time during which you could actually commit 'a terrible sin'. I'm no expert on morals and ethics, but I wouldn't imagine that there is much weight given to short time periods in which something is acceptable.
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| Stuk Top half 01 Sep 15 2.57pm |
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Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
And he's decided that a jubilee isn't a jubilee, he just fancied one so that's that apparently. Edited by Stuk (01 Sep 2015 2.59pm)
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| JL85 London,SE9 01 Sep 15 3.00pm |
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Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.[/quote]
Its circle of influence is shrinking and long may it continue. Edited by JL85 (01 Sep 2015 3.00pm)
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Sep 15 3.01pm |
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Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea. In fairness everyone tends to forget the Ismaili and get very focused on the more extremist clap trap and nutbar jobbers (who really hate the Ismaili). If there is one thing that unites the Sunni and Shia fanatics its a hatred of the Ismaili.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Sep 15 3.04pm |
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Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
And he's decided that a jubilee isn't a jubilee, he just fancied one so that's that apparently. Edited by Stuk (01 Sep 2015 2.59pm) But the curious thing is how can you forgive something that's unforgivable in the so called eyes of your god, provided it happens in a certain window of opportunity. You'd think God would be better organized on the matter, than to just tell one bloke and hope he passes it on.
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| Stuk Top half 01 Sep 15 3.08pm |
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Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
And he's decided that a jubilee isn't a jubilee, he just fancied one so that's that apparently. Edited by Stuk (01 Sep 2015 2.59pm) But the curious thing is how can you forgive something that's unforgivable in the so called eyes of your god, provided it happens in a certain window of opportunity. You'd think God would be better organized on the matter, than to just tell one bloke and hope he passes it on. Hence the thread title. It's similar when they had the women priests/bishops thing. I couldn't give a crap which sex tells fairytales dressed up as the truth, but didn't they go against their own rules/guidance just to comply with discrimination laws?
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 01 Sep 15 3.18pm |
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Quote Stuk at 01 Sep 2015 3.08pm
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Quote Stuk at 01 Sep 2015 2.57pm
Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
And he's decided that a jubilee isn't a jubilee, he just fancied one so that's that apparently. Edited by Stuk (01 Sep 2015 2.59pm) But the curious thing is how can you forgive something that's unforgivable in the so called eyes of your god, provided it happens in a certain window of opportunity. You'd think God would be better organized on the matter, than to just tell one bloke and hope he passes it on. Hence the thread title. It's similar when they had the women priests/bishops thing. I couldn't give a crap which sex tells fairytales dressed up as the truth, but didn't they go against their own rules/guidance just to comply with discrimination laws?
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| Stuk Top half 01 Sep 15 3.31pm |
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Quote Stuk at 01 Sep 2015 3.08pm
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Quote Stuk at 01 Sep 2015 2.57pm
Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
And he's decided that a jubilee isn't a jubilee, he just fancied one so that's that apparently. Edited by Stuk (01 Sep 2015 2.59pm) But the curious thing is how can you forgive something that's unforgivable in the so called eyes of your god, provided it happens in a certain window of opportunity. You'd think God would be better organized on the matter, than to just tell one bloke and hope he passes it on. Hence the thread title. It's similar when they had the women priests/bishops thing. I couldn't give a crap which sex tells fairytales dressed up as the truth, but didn't they go against their own rules/guidance just to comply with discrimination laws?
Then i'd recommend the Turks and Caicos islands.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Sep 15 3.44pm |
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Quote dannyh at 01 Sep 2015 2.51pm
religion is all a load of t***twaffle. However large swaiths of idiots believe that two of every animal got on a boat made by some old dude. That some hippie turned water into wine (Paul Daniels), not to mention the massive whole in it all, that any depiction of adam and eve they both have belly buttons (think about it). Then we have Islam, least said soonest mended on that archaic bunch of hairy arse. but at least he is trying to change and move forward what is essentially a fcuking stupid idea.
And he's decided that a jubilee isn't a jubilee, he just fancied one so that's that apparently. Edited by Stuk (01 Sep 2015 2.59pm) But the curious thing is how can you forgive something that's unforgivable in the so called eyes of your god, provided it happens in a certain window of opportunity. You'd think God would be better organized on the matter, than to just tell one bloke and hope he passes it on. Hence the thread title. It's similar when they had the women priests/bishops thing. I couldn't give a crap which sex tells fairytales dressed up as the truth, but didn't they go against their own rules/guidance just to comply with discrimination laws? I don't know, I suspect I'm far more willing to listen to a woman dressed up as a nun taking nonsense, especially if she's vaguely attractive. I had a Mormon girlfriend for about six months, and I can tell you that I was a lot of her 'religion' than I would have been if she was a bloke.
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| cornwalls palace Torpoint 02 Sep 15 12.36am |
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..we are just like the common frog, hopping around the bloody earth colluding under every rock, imagine if every tadpole survived..
.......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus! |
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