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cornwalls palace Flag Torpoint 30 Jul 15 12.50am

The monies paid towards finding and administering a bow and arrow to knock him out came to over £35k, the amount Cecil brought in as a tourist attraction amounted to over £40k a week, although in this case Cecil was an accident, there does seem to be an income from doing this that the game reserves encourage, so to be able to afford the help and care the animals need after being shot at ..it is obvious psychopaths like Mr Palmer are going to love this.

 


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leggedstruggle Flag Croydon 30 Jul 15 8.07am

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Edited by leggedstruggle (30 Jul 2015 8.07am)

 


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leggedstruggle Flag Croydon 30 Jul 15 8.07am

The is an older crocodile (Gushungo) in Zimbabwe that I would like to see shot with a bow and arrow (even if it would upset Leagleagle)

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 30 Jul 15 12.00pm

An excellent metaphor for the problem of global capitalism maybe.

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 30 Jul 15 12.23pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

If Walt the dentist has esteem issues so deep they can only be addressed by him blowing an animals brains out through its anus then I have a cat round my way that keeps coming into my garden he can have a pop at that for £10k...its cheaper

Edited by The Sash (30 Jul 2015 12.24pm)

 


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NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 30 Jul 15 12.54pm Send a Private Message to NickinOX Add NickinOX as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 30 Jul 2015 12.00pm

An excellent metaphor for the problem of global capitalism maybe.

Surely it is the opposite. Had Cecil been privately owned you can be sure as hell he would have been better protected if he had indeed been bringing in 40k per week. Furthermore, his owner would have charged a hell of a lot more than 35k to shoot a 2m per year asset. Last given that the asset was, in essence, stolen then destroyed, his owner would likely be seeking and prosecuting the shooter and his assistants for the illegal hunt.

In all likelihood a punishment far more severe and likely than any outcome pursued by the Zimbabwean government.

 


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NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 30 Jul 15 12.55pm Send a Private Message to NickinOX Add NickinOX as a friend

Quote The Sash at 30 Jul 2015 12.23pm

If Walt the dentist has esteem issues so deep they can only be addressed by him blowing an animals brains out through its anus then I have a cat round my way that keeps coming into my garden he can have a pop at that for £10k...its cheaper

Edited by The Sash (30 Jul 2015 12.24pm)


You could paint it to look like a tiger...!

Personally I don't get the whole trophy hunting thing. If you are not going to eat it, why bother?

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 30 Jul 15 11.25pm

Quote NickinOX at 30 Jul 2015 12.54pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 30 Jul 2015 12.00pm

An excellent metaphor for the problem of global capitalism maybe.

Surely it is the opposite. Had Cecil been privately owned you can be sure as hell he would have been better protected if he had indeed been bringing in 40k per week. Furthermore, his owner would have charged a hell of a lot more than 35k to shoot a 2m per year asset. Last given that the asset was, in essence, stolen then destroyed, his owner would likely be seeking and prosecuting the shooter and his assistants for the illegal hunt.

In all likelihood a punishment far more severe and likely than any outcome pursued by the Zimbabwean government.

If it was a Communist metaphor, the Lion would have had a trial, been shot and then all reference to Cecil would have been changed to show him as a enemy of the working class.


 


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NickinOX Flag Sailing country. 31 Jul 15 12.35am Send a Private Message to NickinOX Add NickinOX as a friend

Quote jamiemartin721 at 30 Jul 2015 11.25pm

Quote NickinOX at 30 Jul 2015 12.54pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 30 Jul 2015 12.00pm

An excellent metaphor for the problem of global capitalism maybe.

Surely it is the opposite. Had Cecil been privately owned you can be sure as hell he would have been better protected if he had indeed been bringing in 40k per week. Furthermore, his owner would have charged a hell of a lot more than 35k to shoot a 2m per year asset. Last given that the asset was, in essence, stolen then destroyed, his owner would likely be seeking and prosecuting the shooter and his assistants for the illegal hunt.

In all likelihood a punishment far more severe and likely than any outcome pursued by the Zimbabwean government.

If it was a Communist metaphor, the Lion would have had a trial, been shot and then all reference to Cecil would have been changed to show him as a enemy of the working class.



And the dentist must surely have been shot simply for his teeth. Obviously a Kulak, and, as such, it would have been necessary to settle matters with him.

 


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paperhat Flag croydon 31 Jul 15 9.45am Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Take Walt the dentist back to Zimbabwe, shoot him in the leg with a crossbow and let him wander about for two days bleeding to death. Then let a couple of tigers 'hunt' him down.

That'd be karma.

Feckin hate dentists at the best of times.

 


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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 31 Jul 15 9.47am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Quote paperhat at 31 Jul 2015 9.45am

Take Walt the dentist back to Zimbabwe, shoot him in the leg with a crossbow and let him wander about for two days bleeding to death. Then let a couple of tigers 'hunt' him down.

That'd be karma.

Feckin hate dentists at the best of times.


There is a slight flaw there.

 


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Quote Kermit8 at 31 Jul 2015 9.47am

Quote paperhat at 31 Jul 2015 9.45am

Take Walt the dentist back to Zimbabwe, shoot him in the leg with a crossbow and let him wander about for two days bleeding to death. Then let a couple of tigers 'hunt' him down.

That'd be karma.

Feckin hate dentists at the best of times.


There is a slight flaw there.


Other than the scarcity of tigers in Zimbabwe?

 


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