Remove all the interior doors, buy a big fluffy white cat,cat and walk around the house naked whilst stroking said cat. Should get them out of the house most of the time.

Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature.

The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace.

I think I'm going to need a picture of the lady before committing to a plan of action for them.

Preferably one whilst she's in the bathroom having a shower.

Hi P.E. I've hosted quite a few foreign students (school over 16, undergraduate and post graduate up to say 30 years old - Italian, Spanish, French, Central Eastern European and Japanese)over recent years, and the usual nervous points (sorry if I'm stating the obvious with some) are

1. Language - in particular, English proficiency. Check their access to phrasebooks, and encourage them to test their English (if needed). They'll do that quite readily in my experience.
2. Their age - and is it their first time away from home?
3. Wi-Fi, to keep them connected with home
4. Directions/getting lost - a clear map (Croydon/Purley/London) and bus/train details will definitely help them. And black cab/Hailo details.
5. Seriously, directions to the local genuine Italian restaurant
6. Give them lots of old programmes to read, and talk about football a lot he he he

They might of course be waiting for you to go out so that they can play Mummies and Daddies - you'll be the best judge of that.

Good luck - my family (wife/girls) have made some good
friends from hosting foreign lodgers. PM me if you need any specific help/advice.

Cheers

Oldfella

Jackson.. Wan Bissaka.... Sansom.. Nicholas.. Cannon.. Guehi.... Zaha... Thomas.. Byrne... Holton.. Rogers.. that should do it..

How do they act? What makes you think this?

And then exploiting those fears for profit and kicks?

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31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
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