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Ulysses 26 May 17 9.27am | |
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Originally posted by dannyh
on hearing a bottom burp, "you smelt it, You dealt it " "Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime."
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 26 May 17 9.48am | |
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Originally posted by Ulysses
"Whoever said the rhyme, did the crime." And.... he who denied it, supplied it.
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legaleagle 26 May 17 9.50am | |
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He's/She's not the full quid... Bent as a nine bob note...
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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 26 May 17 9.50am | |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
My nan used to say to me. You're the best bioy in the girls school. That would explain a whole plethora of "things"
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 May 17 9.59am | |
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Hardboiled eggs in a hanky and.. Hands like coal shovels Edited by Michaelawt85 (26 May 2017 10.03am)
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 May 17 10.02am | |
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Originally posted by Flightsequence
Do kids still get Peanutted at school? (Tie pulled to a small knot) Edited by Flightsequence (26 May 2017 9.07am) Talking about this last night , husband says you could stop the peanutting if you put a 2p coin inside the knot of your tie when tieing it for school. Son aged 6 then piped up and said my peanuts are under my willy
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 May 17 10.08am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Talking about this last night , husband says you could stop the peanutting if you put a 2p coin inside the knot of your tie when tieing it for school. Son aged 6 then piped up and said my peanuts are under my willy
Dont hear the word "Frock" used much these days.Or "Scent" as in perfume.
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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 26 May 17 10.10am | |
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T0sser is in decline
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 26 May 17 10.20am | |
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Ain't heard anyone called a dipsh*t for a while now
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 May 17 10.22am | |
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Years ago I recall some nice old chap say to a young lad on a train "It's wireless NOT tranny" !
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ex hibitionist Hastings 26 May 17 11.41am | |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Talking about this last night , husband says you could stop the peanutting if you put a 2p coin inside the knot of your tie when tieing it for school. Son aged 6 then piped up and said my peanuts are under my willy I went out with a girl once - like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 26 May 17 4.18pm | |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
And.... he who denied it, supplied it. Dogs never smell their own
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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