checking your boots out thoroughly for grit or small stones before you go for a long walk...

Within minutes of going out it becomes apparent there are several bits of grit shuffling around under your foot.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

TV stations have a habit of jamming in their pet favourite. The BBC seem to think the general public love Clair Balding as she has had a lot of TV time of late. They did the same with Russell Brand, even to the point of pointing him out at West Ham matches on Match Of The Day. I think the penny finally dropped at the BBC that he is a complete and utter tool, and they don't seem to show him on the box very often any more, thank goodness.

And yet with women those are two of the best options. I love a woman that looks like she could make Chuck Norris cry, but also I like one that behaves like a fake little pink princess. The ones in the middle are pointless.

People who blow hot and cold. Mental mind games aren't my bag!

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Men like Steve Austin (the body trainer, not the bionic man) and that short-@rse on 'Flip Men' who deliberately lower the tone of their voice with added growl effect.

Just talk normally you thwats

I disengage, I turn the page.

Hotels that advertise a double/queen/king/even super king sized bed. Yet you get there to find out it is actually two single beds pushed together.

Lying, cheating, b@stards!