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Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.32pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Maybe your wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

Granola at the moment, I'm still only 35.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 14 Mar 17 4.35pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 14 Mar 17 4.37pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag

It's preferable to "I've got a stormer you could hang a wet fur coat on - can you help!"

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.37pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag

I was significantly more subtle than that thank you. And therefore there was no such thing as "a line" that somehow hooked them in. It may be surprising to know but there isn't one formula that works for all women. You can all have that advice for free.

 




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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 14 Mar 17 4.39pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

What line did you use on them james... the not had much experience with women one. So they take you in hand so to speak and you get a sympathy shag

Possibly "My organ's never played in a cathedral" ?

 

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Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.40pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

It's preferable to "I've got a stormer you could hang a wet fur coat on - can you help!"

That only works if you restrict your search criteria to a 5 mile radius of Croydon. Which I often did

Edited by Part Time James (14 Mar 2017 4.40pm)

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 14 Mar 17 4.43pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I was significantly more subtle than that thank you. And therefore there was no such thing as "a line" that somehow hooked them in. It may be surprising to know but there isn't one formula that works for all women. You can all have that advice for free.

How generous of you. You're too kind

 


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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 14 Mar 17 4.45pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

How generous of you. You're too kind

He has a heart of gold and a knob of butter.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 14 Mar 17 4.47pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

He has a heart of gold and a knob of butter.


As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose

Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm)

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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elgrande Flag bedford 14 Mar 17 4.52pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85


As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose

Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm)

Depends which hand...&#128514;

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.53pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

Depends which hand...&#128514;

Diego Maradonna's fist.

 




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Part Time James Flag 14 Mar 17 4.55pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85


As I say certainly better than my advice being sought on Friday night here as to whether paying for a hand shandy when.married constitutes cheating I suppose

Edited by Michaelawt85 (14 Mar 2017 4.47pm)

And yes it does.

I told my colleagues that if I lost my job I'd sell hand jobs to blokes for £15 each and one of my colleagues was clearly toying with getting his wallet (etc) out.

For me, it's not a lot different from getting a bit of ketchup on your hands, it all washes off. That said, I don't like getting ketchup on my hands either, always have to have some kitchen towel on the table when I eat dinner.

 




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