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Plane  Bromley 16 Sep 15 10.01am |
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Quote ultra_combo at 01 Sep 2015 9.47am
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car
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| Plane Bromley 16 Sep 15 10.07am |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 15 Sep 2015 6.36pm
Thanks for all your lovely responses. I'm good for a couple of seasons yet though. I'm more worried about Bob (KDOTW) and his high dive from the scaffold into a tin of paint. Overall it's the most spectacular demise suggested so far.
Are you able to walk the dog nowadays?
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So, you should be able to see us win the prem 
| Hoof Hearted 16 Sep 15 10.14am | |
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Quote Plane at 16 Sep 2015 10.07am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 15 Sep 2015 6.36pm
Thanks for all your lovely responses. I'm good for a couple of seasons yet though. I'm more worried about Bob (KDOTW) and his high dive from the scaffold into a tin of paint. Overall it's the most spectacular demise suggested so far.
Are you able to walk the dog nowadays?
Yes I can walk him, but only for about 10 minutes and on a flat surface... sometimes my ankle and arches start hurting so I choose a route where I can head back home quickly. Also embarrassingly I haven't got full control of my bowels any more and need to be sure I've done my business for the day before heading out anywhere.... TMI?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 16 Sep 15 10.18am |
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Quote collier row eagle at 15 Sep 2015 10.01pm
Suicide........ Is it painless ? Is death painless? It can be, relatively. An overdose of anesthesia, certainly would be, as anesthesia doesn't render you so much unconscious, as it switches consciousness off entirely. Granted that 'little scratch on the back of the hand' stings a bit.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 16 Sep 15 10.23am |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Sep 2015 9.58am
Steady guys.... you're getting me choked up! You'll know when I've really deteriorated - I'll start posting bollocks on here. It's happening now isn't it? Good on you man. To stare adversity and personal tragedy in the face, and laugh shows great character and strength. You might be a bloody 'Tory voter', but you're a great one in my book and a legend around these ways. I always enjoy our spats and exchanges.
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| Hoof Hearted 16 Sep 15 10.43am | |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 16 Sep 2015 10.23am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 16 Sep 2015 9.58am
Steady guys.... you're getting me choked up! You'll know when I've really deteriorated - I'll start posting bollocks on here. It's happening now isn't it? Good on you man. To stare adversity and personal tragedy in the face, and laugh shows great character and strength. You might be a bloody 'Tory voter', but you're a great one in my book and a legend around these ways. I always enjoy our spats and exchanges.
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 Moose In the sewer pipe... 16 Sep 15 6.17pm |
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I died once - bit dull really and not at all what it's cracked up to be. At least I'm not worried about next time.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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Kermit8  Hevon 16 Sep 15 7.18pm |
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Quote Moose at 16 Sep 2015 6.17pm
I died once - bit dull really and not at all what it's cracked up to be. At least I'm not worried about next time.
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| kennybrowns leftfoot Reigate 16 Sep 15 7.41pm |
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Hit by the Brighton team bus as I'm crossing the road to the lottery headquarters to watch them transfer the £173 million I won the night before into my bank account...
Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!! |
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| kayjaybee orpington 16 Sep 15 9.04pm |
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much as i love my beer, hope i don't go like my dad, too much beer killed him, he was trying to nick a barrel of beer from a lorry and it fell on him
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| sickboy Deal or Croydon 17 Sep 15 10.07am |
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The hangover i have now.
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 Hrolf The Ganger 17 Sep 15 11.35am |
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Epicurus said of death: "Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist". The nature of our death is another matter. Not something I like to dwell on really.
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