I don't like buskers. Have I said that already? We have one outside our office who tries to sing like a soul singer, but it sounds a bit like a Wolf sandpapering his bollocks. We call him s***ney Houston.

I reckon I could have 5 pints of Stella and be less of a risk on the road than some of these old farts that bimble about on the road.

Had a similar experience myself once, when I lived in Plymouth. Parked outside a shop in a green 7 series BMW which is a big car, old dude just reversed out the car parking space opposite straight into the side of my car, the reason ? I looked and couldn't see you.

You couldnt make it up.

Edited by dannyh (17 Nov 2016 3.43pm)

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Apparently she was straightening her car up. Seriously if I posted the photo of where her car was and where mine was .. She must have been straightening a bloody tank . The point I was making to the prick who decided to get involved was I could have been sounding my horn because she was about to run a child over. It was in a car park which is shared with a nursery (I was picking my own child up) old b****** said I was moralizing. At the point I got back in my car before I mentioned Switzerland and offered to book them all a flight .. one way!

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

For God sake. Wondering if it's worth the aggro. It's a few scratches. This busy individual who felt the need to stick his oar in seems to think she's not at fault because there's no red paint from my car on hers. Even my 3-year old chimed in and said that woman hit our car. Couldn't make it up

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Going off piste and away from maniacal old farts and their very real threat to others life on the road.

The newest thing that annoys me, is people insisting that AP is a good manager and that there is literally no one out there to replace him.

some people are literally too stupid to argue with.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

My kids... part 987

Every time I look round my son has one of his mates walking up the stairs or sitting themselves down to dinner. Just come home , it's stair rods outside trying to get in the door and he wants to know if his mate can come in. No. No he bloody can't. Mummy is about to turn her head inside out and breathe fire on Everyone within 10 feet so I suggest he goes home.. 5 minutes later tap on the door..

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC