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Celebrity Death List 2017
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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 29 Dec 16 3.04pm |
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Originally posted by Beastie
Angela Lansbury Think you might be onto something with Freddie star he looked a right state the last time he was on tv. Phil collins needs to wait until after june
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 matt_himself Matataland 29 Dec 16 4.32pm |
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Originally posted by OllieMaidstoneEagle
STING!!! Just Sting. No-one else,just him PLEEEASEEE! Ollie's Dad,Ash. Sting could die as a result of a tantric sex mishap. Trudy Styler might get bored of sitting on Stings cock for four solid hours and might start bouncing on it. As Stings cock would be unaccustomed to said bouncing, it might snap off, causing pints of blood to escape his body via the stump. This would be an undignified, long and painful death for Sting & am I sure no one would take pleasure in in him passing in this fashion.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| elgrande bedford 29 Dec 16 5.00pm |
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Not a celebrity..but don't mind if my third ex wife popped her clogs,no that's mean I take it back...kidnapped by aliens,mind you they would soon send her back.
always a Norwood boy, where ever I live. |
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 29 Dec 16 5.24pm |
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Originally posted by elgrande
Not a celebrity..but don't mind if my third ex wife popped her clogs,no that's mean I take it back...kidnapped by aliens,mind you they would soon send her back. Are you my brother? Hes on wife number 4 and contemplating getting rid!!!
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| gambler Kent 29 Dec 16 5.35pm |
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Jeremy Beadle. More than once.
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| elgrande bedford 29 Dec 16 5.42pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Are you my brother? Hes on wife number 4 and contemplating getting rid!!!
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no happily living in sin.| Sportyteacher London 29 Dec 16 7.24pm |
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Originally posted by gambler
Jeremy Beadle. More than once. The brilliant Beadle has now taken up permanent residence within Highgate Cemetery...that is likely to be George Michael's final resting place.
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Attachment: | Part Time James 29 Dec 16 7.53pm |
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Some women
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| OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 29 Dec 16 8.32pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Sting could die as a result of a tantric sex mishap. Trudy Styler might get bored of sitting on Stings cock for four solid hours and might start bouncing on it. As Stings cock would be unaccustomed to said bouncing, it might snap off, causing pints of blood to escape his body via the stump. This would be an undignified, long and painful death for Sting & am I sure no one would take pleasure in in him passing in this fashion. Anyway will do me Matt,the more painful the better.I once read about Sting 'n' Trudies '8 hour tantric sex marathons' and it involved;meditation;walking in their garden;watching a movie;eating a meal;relaxation;massages and then the 'act' which probably lasted the same amount of time we all do........3 minutes! Ollie's Dad,Ash.
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| OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 29 Dec 16 8.38pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Yes playing two concerts next year. Where shall I mail your ticket x That's a date x! I'll gladly go Michaela as long as I can sneak something into the gig that's really heavy and I can throw it at him!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash.
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 29 Dec 16 8.51pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Should Barry Chuckle die through a combination of cocaine and anal trauma in 2017, I would salute the funnyman's pursuit of his craft through to the grave.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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| Tim Gypsy Hill '64 Stoke sub normal 29 Dec 16 9.44pm |
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Old Year's night fast approaching. Will Jools Holland host Hoot? And if he does, who is left to sing....
Systematically dragged down by the lawmakers |
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