Me and my colleague have decided that there is a "manly" combo in the Sainsbury's meal deal and any deviation from that makes you look a bit of a pansy.

That combo is:

1) The "Big Boy" sandwich as we call it. The smoked ham, egg and salad double decker.

2) Flame Grilled Steak McCoys. Not only are McCoys manly crips, steak is a manly cut of meat and also they were (maybe still are) the most expensive crisp you can purchase in a £3 meal deal, and thus exploiting the loophole.

3) Full fat Coca-Cola. Diet coke is for the sorts of women that go to weight watchers without their earrings on in the hope that they won't get called a fat b****** without those tiny bits of jewellery weighing them down.

Edited by Part Time James (05 Aug 2016 1.37pm)

Yes, but only because I put the lettuce in my bum crack while my colleague tries to tease it out with his p****.

I saw that yesterday, was not impressed. Plus I got a seafood salad sandwich in there which was disgusting. Shame as I used to prefer their sandwiches.