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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 09 Jul 16 11.15am Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by PeatlingPalace

Dear Jamie,

Is correct spelling and grammar necessary any more. Surely it does not matter how you spell a word if you can communicate exactly what you mean. Texting is a prime example.

So, with this in mind, should it be 'in' the arse or 'up' the arse ?

Kind regards
PP

without wishing to gazump with regard to anal/semantic technicalities I would say it depends on the angle of entry, although one can also be a figurative expression to denote being hornswaggled whilst the other relates solely to putting it where it's tighter, drier and more degrading/pleasurable (depending on one's preferences/sensibilities and relative location to other party/parties involved).

 

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PeatlingPalace Flag Peatling Leicestershire, UK 12 Jul 16 6.38pm Send a Private Message to PeatlingPalace Add PeatlingPalace as a friend

Dear Jamie,

What does the 721 stand for ?
Is it related to 'hammer incidents' and the contents of your garage?

 


When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Jul 16 7.01pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Jamie. An etiquette question.

If you are a guest in someone's house and you are overtaken by the need to drop a large and particularly bothersome turd, do you leave the bathroom door closed afterwards (thereby containing the stench but making the bathroom itself about as habitable as Fukushima) or do you leave the door ajar in the hope that the noxiousness quietly and harmlessly dissipates through the house? I'm assuming here that there is no air freshener in the bathroom and that the windows cannot be easily opened.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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HeathMan Flag Purley 12 Jul 16 10.53pm Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Jamie. An etiquette question.

If you are a guest in someone's house and you are overtaken by the need to drop a large and particularly bothersome turd, do you leave the bathroom door closed afterwards (thereby containing the stench but making the bathroom itself about as habitable as Fukushima) or do you leave the door ajar in the hope that the noxiousness quietly and harmlessly dissipates through the house? I'm assuming here that there is no air freshener in the bathroom and that the windows cannot be easily opened.
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An apology should be considered. An effort should be made to give an impression that your need has been an unusual event. Stay in the bathroom for at least three times the considered normal duration, say that you have needed to take an opening mixture, flush the bowl to excess, ask for a glass of water and some stopping tablets, telephone at least twice in the next week to offer thanks for the understanding shown, vow to never attend a Palace Match in a similar pre-dump state.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Jul 16 1.38pm

Originally posted by PeatlingPalace

Dear Jamie,

Is correct spelling and grammar necessary any more. Surely it does not matter how you spell a word if you can communicate exactly what you mean. Texting is a prime example.

So, with this in mind, should it be 'in' the arse or 'up' the arse ?

Kind regards
PP

The correct term, given that the arse in question refers to the anal sphincter colloquially (arsehole), would be through the arse. It would likely be up the colon (situated beyond the rectum), or in the rectum, but as far as the arse is concerned, I believe through would be the correct terminology.

That said, from a less pedeantic position, I believe that up the arse would be correct, if one is referring to the thrust of the penetrating object, typically being 'up and away' from the penetrating parties pubic area. So can accept this as acceptable.

However, in the arse is incorrect, it should be through, up or in the rectum.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Jul 16 1.40pm

Originally posted by PeatlingPalace

Dear Jamie,

What does the 721 stand for ?
Is it related to 'hammer incidents' and the contents of your garage?

True answer, it means nothing, other than my frustration in 2001 when trying to create a yahoo account to send a CV. I was in a rush, and after several efforts of jamiemartin1/2/3 etc I settled on typing a three digit number, and 721 was my choice. It worked, and frustratingly I've been stuck with that ever since.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Jul 16 1.45pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Jamie. An etiquette question.

If you are a guest in someone's house and you are overtaken by the need to drop a large and particularly bothersome turd, do you leave the bathroom door closed afterwards (thereby containing the stench but making the bathroom itself about as habitable as Fukushima) or do you leave the door ajar in the hope that the noxiousness quietly and harmlessly dissipates through the house? I'm assuming here that there is no air freshener in the bathroom and that the windows cannot be easily opened.

Use the upstairs bathroom, and make ones deposit in the laundry hamper, and cover it with clothes, typically underwear or trousers. Then wipe and properly dispose of the toilet tissue. The discovering party will assume a member of the family humiliated by soiling themselves, has attempted to cover their crimes, rather than accuse a guest, thus granting increased pleasure at the misery you will thus cause to an innocent party. After all, when accused of s**ting themselves and hiding the evidence, who admits their crime.

Thus, you can easily avoid a minor embrassement by humiliating your hosts.

 


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Part Time James Flag 13 Jul 16 2.30pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Jamie. Do you believe man landed on the moon? There are a lot of conspiracy theories which I personally think are a load of clap trap, but I would like your thoughts please.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 14 Jul 16 9.35am

Originally posted by Part Time James

Jamie. Do you believe man landed on the moon? There are a lot of conspiracy theories which I personally think are a load of clap trap, but I would like your thoughts please.

Conspiracy theories are what happens when people with mental health problems go untreated in a world with mass communications. Its like a viral form of schizophrenia.

Its also interesting that when there is an actual conspiracy to be uncovered, they're no where to be seen (None of them seemed to be interested in things like Stephen Lawrence, Daniel Morgan or even something like the Police Actions at Beanfield).

But sure 9/11 was an inside job because someone watched a video 900 times from a single angle, and the shadow on a brick looks like the face on Mars or some such.

 


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moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 14 Jul 16 10.00am Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Jamie, with a plethora available, do you have a favourite pickled vegetable?

 


Most certainly not European.

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 14 Jul 16 1.50pm

Originally posted by moylerg

Jamie, with a plethora available, do you have a favourite pickled vegetable?

Its currently a two horse race between the HoL favourite, the Pickled Onion, kind of the pickled snack and Pickled Red Cabbage, which has recently become a very popular addition to every salad lunch I have (possibly because the salad bar doesn't offer pickled onions).

Preference is for larger onions, rather than the smaller sweeter silverskins.

 


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Part Time James Flag 17 Jul 16 6.59pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Its currently a two horse race between the HoL favourite, the Pickled Onion, kind of the pickled snack and Pickled Red Cabbage, which has recently become a very popular addition to every salad lunch I have (possibly because the salad bar doesn't offer pickled onions).

Preference is for larger onions, rather than the smaller sweeter silverskins.

I'm just glad the pickled onion seems to be becoming the HOL mascot.

 




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