Caption competition?

Hoof: "Look, a hare on rails!!!"

Dog: "f*** off."

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

Sound advice mate!

I don't think he's a useless Chancellor compared to anyone else available on the opposition benches, but he's definitely flawed and the Tory majority has gone to his head (and Cameron's).

Luckily there are still some conservatives with morals and a sense of fair play and a caring nature to bring these two to task and rein in their desire to reward the rich and fcuk over the poor and disabled.

Cameron is a joke now... not only did he let himself and the country down with his weak bargaining position on EU reforms, but to let the EU force us into adding VAT to tampons and then meekly plead with them to allow us to remove it (the tax not the tampon!) is just pathetic.

Cameron - grow some balls man, go back to your original position as an EU sceptic and join the campaign to leave this bureaucratic wasteful federal bullying super state and make Great Britain GREAT again. Also stop pandering to the SNP... they represent at most 7% of the population - tell them to jog on.

Osborne - stop fcuking about with taxes and benefits designed to reward your toff mates at the expense of the poor and disabled whilst trumpeting "We're all in it together!"

Farage/Fox/Gove/Duncan Smith etc - rise up join forces and fill this vacuum... Labour are as much use as balls on the Pope with Corbyn leading them and not capable of mounting a challenge.

We cannot have a choice of just Cameron/Osborne v Corbyn/McDonell. For a start there's only going to be one winner in that contest.

What is sad is that we've allowed this to happen under our noses.....

Pretty much my thinking - it's depressing.

You have the Tories who are just striving to live up to the nasty party tag at the moment, while shouting "la la la I'm not listening" at anyone who suggests they may want to get some more of the ridiculously rich to put their hands in their pockets as well, and Labour are just unelectable. There's a massive hole at the moment just waiting to be filled by a movement that cares for the vulnerable in society, doesn't suck up to big business, AND isn't going to run the economy into the ground with student union economics.

I don't know if UKIP are it (sadly they have some very unpleasant followers in their ranks with questionable motives, and the EU is largely a sideshow), but there must be something. Hoof for PM, perhaps?

Said it in a separate thread a few weeks ago. I voted Tory and am a member and I think Osborne and Cameron have completely lost the plot. The surprise majority has gone to their head.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

Taking much-needed money from the vulnerable is evil. I'm all for stopping waste and sponging, but they're going way past that.

Edited by jcreedy (18 Mar 2016 3.38pm)

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