Didn't the fact that he resembled the Pillsbury Dough Boy not cause us to pause pre purchase?

I seem to recall his game plan seemed to consist of him carrying he excess girth onto the pitch, loping around the centre circle for 90 mins and then lolloping back to the changing rooms for what he no doubt considered was a well earned rest. If by happenstance he actually touched the ball it appeared to be by pure error.

Have we ever had our pants pulled down so blatantly? Still laughing all the way to Leeds.

Actually more like a newborn giraffe.

I think you better leave right now

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Brolin had severe competition in the fat boy mantle, Ruddock came back for pre season training and couldnt fit into any of the shorts. Since then he seems to be on a mission to kill himself with eating and drinking, as seen on that Redknap old boys programme.

Lot of dreck to choose from here but let me throw out Steve Mandanda, just for the frustration level he brought in.

Success will lie to you but failure always tells you the truth.

Allen was an incredible goal scorer, just didn’t quite happen for us. Think he got 11 in his season, although should have been 12 but for the phantom goal which hit the upright and came out again.

We have had worse but it’s just the money we spent on him 1m was probably like spending 40+ today

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit