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syd snot Flag munich 11 Sep 17 7.30pm Send a Private Message to syd snot Add syd snot as a friend

Its green and soft, a bit like our chairman!

 

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Pikester Flag Worthing 11 Sep 17 7.34pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Have you been radicalised?

I just LOL'd

Nice one matey.

 


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matt_himself Flag Matataland 11 Sep 17 7.42pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

That would be a fantastic idea if:

a) I liked black pudding
b) I wasn't teetotal
c) I was itching to see a black poo in my toilet

Apropos of nothing but have you ever stuck your cock in a fruit or vegetable?

 


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YT Flag Oxford 11 Sep 17 7.47pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

I am old enough to be able to tell you it was a Schooner.

Hey, Kerms, are you an 'Old Bexleyian' too?

 


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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 11 Sep 17 7.49pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Hey, Kerms, are you an 'Old Bexleyian' too?

No but there was a Schooner in Norbury and my first regular pub circa 1980/81 and Bernis came after them.

 


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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 11 Sep 17 8.06pm

Originally posted by matt_himself

Apropos of nothing but have you ever stuck your cock in a fruit or vegetable?

I've never been near Dianne Abbot.

 


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simlaboy Flag coulsdon 11 Sep 17 8.12pm Send a Private Message to simlaboy Add simlaboy as a friend

The schooner in Norbury w as actually the King William IV, sorry stumbled upon this thread ,thought it was about bathroom suites of the late 70s

 

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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 11 Sep 17 8.12pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Very 1980s
Do you have prawn cocktail and black forest gateau as well

I remember when that menu was a short cut to bedroom activities!

 

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simlaboy Flag coulsdon 11 Sep 17 8.21pm Send a Private Message to simlaboy Add simlaboy as a friend

Think it was the Blue Nun that led down that path!

 

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Part Time James Flag 11 Sep 17 8.23pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Apropos of nothing but have you ever stuck your cock in a fruit or vegetable?

If this is one of those trick questions about a gay bloke with brain damage....

 




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Part Time James Flag 11 Sep 17 8.24pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

But in all seriousness I have a trophy for winning a Melon Off. I have a very strong blood flow in my lower body.

 




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manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 11 Sep 17 8.35pm Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

Sod, Avocado's and black pudding, have you seen Kirsty Gallagher tonight on sky sport, Bloody Hells Bells

 


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Because it doesn’t matter how time and affection you give
It’s never enough

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