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 Michaelawt85  Bexley 09 Jul 17 10.12pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Fleetwood Mac or bum wiping coke robots? Where one goes the other follows
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 Part Time James 10 Jul 17 12.19pm |
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Originally posted by NKEagle
Being a week removed from hemorrhoid surgery, I must say, the deluxe model sounds decidedly unappealing. You ought to do more coke.
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jul 17 12.31pm |
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Originally posted by NKEagle
Being a week removed from hemorrhoid surgery, I must say, the deluxe model sounds decidedly unappealing. I think Hol has spotted a gap in the market. Robbie could check on your hemorrhoids while you read 'The Spectator' on the throne.
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| Part Time James 10 Jul 17 12.33pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I think Hol has spotted a gap in the market. Robbie could check on your hemorrhoids while you read 'The Spectator' on the throne. What checking needs to be done? I'd have thought a touch of Robert Miles was one of the few ailments that regularly updated you on its status.
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jul 17 1.04pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
What checking needs to be done? I'd have thought a touch of Robert Miles was one of the few ailments that regularly updated you on its status. The checking is purely an excuse....It's an acquired taste.
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| Part Time James 10 Jul 17 1.12pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
The checking is purely an excuse....It's an acquired taste. Does your robot do the prostate gland as well?
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jul 17 1.28pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Does your robot do the prostate gland as well? We are working on it along with the 'wet tongue' option.
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NKEagle  Pyongyang 10 Jul 17 3.13pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
We are working on it along with the 'wet tongue' option. If I was inclined to hire somebody to perform that particular service, they'd need a female name to make it past the first sceeening. Unless "Robbie" is short for Roberta??
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jul 17 3.16pm |
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Originally posted by NKEagle
If I was inclined to hire somebody to perform that particular service, they'd need a female name to make it past the first sceeening. Unless "Robbie" is short for Roberta?? We have a rather fetching blonde wig and eyelashes...works a treat....If you can ignore the deep husky voice asking you to 'shift smartly to the right' every second or so.
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| Part Time James 10 Jul 17 3.32pm |
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Originally posted by NKEagle
If I was inclined to hire somebody to perform that particular service, they'd need a female name to make it past the first sceeening. Unless "Robbie" is short for Roberta?? Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 10 Jul 17 3.53pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind. Not his mind that needs opening by the sounds of it
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| Stirlingsays 10 Jul 17 4.58pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Mate, I understand why you'd feel a bit gay if you got tongued by a male human, but a male robot is no different to a female one when building the mouth. Nothing gay about getting licked out by a male robot, open your mind. I can take it I have at least one order on the books then.
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