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 mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 09 Jul 16 8.38am |
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Sorry to hear that Hoof. Who's going to appreciate my attempts at humour now? Keep your chin up and look forward to seeing you back on here when you've cracked the voice recognition thing. I'll read all your posts in the voice of Sean Dyche from now on. All the very best
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| Hoof Hearted 09 Jul 16 10.46am | |
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Originally posted by Johnny Eagles
Before you go, Hoof, can you just tell us about that right goer at one of your first employers who gave you a BJ? Sue something from Wright somewhere or other. Love that story. Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare..... Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25. The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?! She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes. One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm. When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash. In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly. A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!". I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round. Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny? Good to see you back posting. Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...
* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had?
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 09 Jul 16 10.53am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare..... Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25. The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?! She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes. One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm. When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash. In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly. A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!". I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round. Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny? Good to see you back posting. Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...
* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had? Cripes ! Recognised the name - she is my wife !!!!
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 Hrolf The Ganger 09 Jul 16 11.14am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare..... Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25. The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?! She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes. One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm. When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash. In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly. A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!". I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round. Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny? Good to see you back posting. Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...
* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had? I hope her husband doesn't look in on the HOL.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 09 Jul 16 11.25am |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Righto.... as I've got about 30 mins to spare..... Twas 1979... I worked in Kingston/Hampton Wick (appropriate!) for a Brokers called Stewart Wrightson (an IFA national network in today's terms) and I was just 25. The day I joined the chief bosses secretary, Sue Phelan spotted me and I heard her say to the others "Cor.. who the fcuk is that.. he's gorgeous" I thought wow... she's tidy, blonde hair, slim, trendy, nice bod.... interesting!?! She was always finding excuses to bump into me around the office and was flirty in the nearby pub by Kingston Bridge lunchtimes. One day she said I could have one of the office pool cars for the weekend if I gave her a lift home. She lived in New Malden, I lived in Carshalton... worth the detour I thought, so off we toddled at 5pm. When we got to her house she snogged my face off and asked me in.... no brainer.... I was inside in a flash. In a nano second she was naked in her front room and undressing me very expertly. A quality BJ* and a good rogering from behind quickly followed before she announced "right... you'll have to go, my husband will be home soon!". I got a job at Noble Lowndes in Croydon shortly after that and she was a bit off hand before I left as if I'd used her - but it was defo the other way round. Hope you enjoyed the story again Johnny? Good to see you back posting. Thank you all once again, for your kind words and PM's. I love you all...
* BTW I mentioned the BJ was quality.... reminds me of the joke - "describe the worst BJ you ever had? I wonder if there's a little hooflet running round as a result of this?
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| Hoof Hearted 09 Jul 16 11.54am | |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
I wonder if there's a little hooflet running round as a result of this? That would be funny as fcuk nick. I'd love to meet him!
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 09 Jul 16 12.08pm |
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Chris, (I hope you're not going to cut back on the s***e you email though.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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| Hoof Hearted 09 Jul 16 12.14pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
Chris, (I hope you're not going to cut back on the s***e you email though.
Femalefaketaxidotcom ........ must.......resist Happily I'll have more time to email you Bob.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 09 Jul 16 4.32pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Femalefaketaxidotcom ........ must.......resist Happily I'll have more time to email you Bob. yeah.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 09 Jul 16 5.16pm |
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
I hope her husband doesn't look in on the HOL. Her husband had something in common with Hoof. When he found out he voted leave.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 12 Jul 16 8.54pm |
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Hello Dad
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