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matt_himself Matataland 18 Nov 15 11.51am
Quote Frickin Saweet at 18 Nov 2015 11.41am I wanted to overlay my Facebook profile picture with the French flag but couldn't for the life of me work out how to do it (short of adding an actual picture of the flag). There's plenty of truth in getting older and not knowing how sht works anymore. Instead of that why don't you write something like 'Religion divides us but love unites us, humanity has the capacity to overcome evil - share, share, share, share, share if you agree' and then you will be a part of the vacuous, meaningless 'culture' of social media. You should also aggressively pestered people for 'likes' and launch hate campaigns against people who don't support you or who point out that you are talking meaningless s**e. Edited by matt_himself (18 Nov 2015 11.52am) "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 18 Nov 15 11.51am

Quote Frickin Saweet at 18 Nov 2015 11.41am

I wanted to overlay my Facebook profile picture with the French flag but couldn't for the life of me work out how to do it (short of adding an actual picture of the flag). There's plenty of truth in getting older and not knowing how sh*t works anymore.

Instead of that why don't you write something like 'Religion divides us but love unites us, humanity has the capacity to overcome evil - share, share, share, share, share if you agree' and then you will be a part of the vacuous, meaningless 'culture' of social media. You should also aggressively pestered people for 'likes' and launch hate campaigns against people who don't support you or who point out that you are talking meaningless s***e.

Edited by matt_himself (18 Nov 2015 11.52am)

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Part Time James 18 Nov 15 11.54am
Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man. Roast Ox & pickle? Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons. Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age. And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop! What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines? I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something. Cheers fella. Weirdly enough, a Sybian machine is the most common form of cow suicide due to it not requiring opposable thumbs. It does take quite a while for it to do sufficient damage to bump a cow off, but the resultant rump steaks are lovely and tender.
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I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms.

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man.

Roast Ox & pickle?

Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons.

Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age.

And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop!

What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines?

I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something.

Cheers fella. Weirdly enough, a Sybian machine is the most common form of cow suicide due to it not requiring opposable thumbs. It does take quite a while for it to do sufficient damage to bump a cow off, but the resultant rump steaks are lovely and tender.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 18 Nov 15 11.56am
Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! Fk me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man. Roast Ox & pickle? Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons. Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age. And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop! What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines? I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'**. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something. Just to check. This is something I definitely shouldn't google at work isn't it? (I've been here before (many times (only ever stuff from your posts oddly))) Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 18 Nov 15 11.56am

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Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am

Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am

Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm

I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man.

Roast Ox & pickle?

Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age.

And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop!

What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines?

I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something.

Just to check. This is something I definitely shouldn't google at work isn't it? (I've been here before (many times (only ever stuff from your posts oddly)))

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Part Time James 18 Nov 15 11.56am
Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.51am Quote Frickin Saweet at 18 Nov 2015 11.41am I wanted to overlay my Facebook profile picture with the French flag but couldn't for the life of me work out how to do it (short of adding an actual picture of the flag). There's plenty of truth in getting older and not knowing how sht works anymore. Instead of that why don't you write something like 'Religion divides us but love unites us, humanity has the capacity to overcome evil - share, share, share, share, share if you agree' and then you will be a part of the vacuous, meaningless 'culture' of social media. You should also aggressively pestered people for 'likes' and launch hate campaigns against people who don't support you or who point out that you are talking meaningless s*e. Edited by matt_himself (18 Nov 2015 11.52am) If you want attention on Facebook get a picture of a sunset and overlay some text saying "Share if you think shtting yourself is bad" or some such thing. I reckon the majority of people you associate with will agree and will even say out loud to themselves "Shtting myself IS bad isn't it?" rather than "I love a good bit of shtting myself I do".
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If you want attention on Facebook get a picture of a sunset and overlay some text saying "Share if you think sh*tting yourself is bad" or some such thing. I reckon the majority of people you associate with will agree and will even say out loud to themselves "Sh*tting myself IS bad isn't it?" rather than "I love a good bit of sh*tting myself I do".

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 18 Nov 15 11.58am
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You clearly don't know the majority of people he associates with.

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Part Time James 18 Nov 15 11.59am
Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.56am Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! Fk me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man. Roast Ox & pickle? Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons. Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age. And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop! What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines? I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'**. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something. Just to check. This is something I definitely shouldn't google at work isn't it? (I've been here before (many times (only ever stuff from your posts oddly))) Depends how comprehensive your company's procurement catalogue is....
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Part Time James

18 Nov 15 11.59am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.56am

Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am

Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am

Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am

Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am

Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm

I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man.

Roast Ox & pickle?

Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age.

And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop!

What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines?

Just to check. This is something I definitely shouldn't google at work isn't it? (I've been here before (many times (only ever stuff from your posts oddly)))

Depends how comprehensive your company's procurement catalogue is....

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matt_himself Matataland 18 Nov 15 12.17pm
Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.58am You clearly don't know the majority of people he associates with. Fair point. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.58am

You clearly don't know the majority of people he associates with.

Fair point.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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matt_himself Matataland 18 Nov 15 12.19pm
Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.56am Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! Fk me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man. Roast Ox & pickle? Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons. Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age. And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop! What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines? I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'**. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something. Just to check. This is something I definitely shouldn't google at work isn't it? (I've been here before (many times (only ever stuff from your posts oddly))) Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.56am

Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am

Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am

Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am

Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am

Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am

Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm

I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man.

Roast Ox & pickle?

Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age.

And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop!

What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines?

Just to check. This is something I definitely shouldn't google at work isn't it? (I've been here before (many times (only ever stuff from your posts oddly)))

Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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matt_himself Matataland 18 Nov 15 12.20pm
Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.54am Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 11.47am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.31am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.25am Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man. Roast Ox & pickle? Funnily enough, my colleagues do think I'm autistic. And before anyone thinks I have been having a good wheeze at the expense of autistic people, that's not the case and the subject of autism is close to my heart for personal reasons. Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age. And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop! What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines? I had never considered cows topping themselves an issue before now, so thanks James. This is just like when you introduced me to Sybian 'material'. Never knew it existed until you pointed me in that direction. You are like HoL's own 'Tomorrow's World'. Or something. Cheers fella. Weirdly enough, a Sybian machine is the most common form of cow suicide due to it not requiring opposable thumbs. It does take quite a while for it to do sufficient damage to bump a cow off, but the resultant rump steaks are lovely and tender. I am going for a steak tomorrow night and will ask for a Symbian Steak. Thanks for the advice. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm

I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

I'm being very careful James. I don't really want anyone getting wound up because I've said the wrong thing. I understand and empathise. I've seen Rain Man.

Roast Ox & pickle?

Flame Grilled Steak crisps today sir. Also, if anyone is offended by me eating meat based crisps, I've checked and McCoy's only use cattle that has died of natural causes, suicide and old age.

And finally, this isn't a dig at dannyh for calling me out earlier either, that was a fair cop!

What is the preferred method of suicide utilised by bovines?

I am going for a steak tomorrow night and will ask for a Symbian Steak. Thanks for the advice.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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sxp55 South Norwood 18 Nov 15 12.34pm
I want to change my facebook to have a lebanese flag but don't seem to be able to. strange. @sxp55555
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I want to change my facebook to have a lebanese flag but don't seem to be able to. strange.

@sxp55555

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 18 Nov 15 12.38pm
Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google. Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one. I'll check out Una's light hearted coffe time chat site you recommened later when I have a moment. I imagine it's filled with facinating anecdotes about Worzel, Lionel, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. But first I just need to google another recommendation as I've heard Debbie Mcgee is an expert on rearing Alsatians. Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Quote matt_himself at 18 Nov 2015 12.19pm

Don't look it up at work. Instead, type 'Una Stubbs coffee table' into Google.

Phew! I didn't - thanks for the warning! That was a close one.

I'll check out Una's light hearted coffe time chat site you recommened later when I have a moment. I imagine it's filled with facinating anecdotes about Worzel, Lionel, etc. I'm really looking forward to it. But first I just need to google another recommendation as I've heard Debbie Mcgee is an expert on rearing Alsatians.

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Quote Part Time James at 18 Nov 2015 11.17am Quote Superfly at 18 Nov 2015 11.00am Quote Casual at 18 Nov 2015 9.45am Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin It's not really much of a huge deal now anyway. My girlfriend's a HIV pharmacist and she reckons as long as you don't lapse in taking your drugs (a problem I can't see Mr Sheen suffering from) and attend your check ups then you'll never really suffer any symptoms. You 'announced it to your office'! F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you. I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now. My co-worker won the show, when someone said 'did you know Charlie Sheen had HIV, by saying 'Well I didn't give it to him, at least I don't think I did'. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Quote Superfly at 17 Nov 2015 1.01pm

I just announced this to my office and they all knew and said the rumours were doing the round a couple of weeks ago. No one tells me nuffin

You 'announced it to your office'!
F**k me mate, do you call a meeting at 11am to announce what flavour crisps you are having with your sandwich

No. I just said 'Have you heard about Charlie Sheen' to the people I sit with. And they had. Apologies if the word 'announce' upset you.

I had the same thing at my work. Difference being, I did actually stand up and tell everybody. And I tell everyone what flavour crisps I have with my sandwich too. Didn't know it was odd until now.

My co-worker won the show, when someone said 'did you know Charlie Sheen had HIV, by saying 'Well I didn't give it to him, at least I don't think I did'.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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