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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.38am |
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What do you call a bear that smells of cheese? A Camembert.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.39am |
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I went to a celebrity crematorium the other day, I saw Robert Browning and then I saw Catpain Cook.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 9.41am |
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I went to the Airport the other day, and I saw a bloke getting on a plane whose Uniform was covered in black feathers. He was a Crow Pilot.
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chollis  Dingly Dell 19 May 08 10.27am |
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I know a frenchman that poisoned his wife with a razor blade He gave her arse a nick.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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 Southampton_Eagle At the after party 19 May 08 10.51am |
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What's orange & sounds like a parrot? 'My dog has no nose' What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? What do you call an Indian lesbian? What do you call a gay Indian couple? Why did the lion get lost?
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| chollis Dingly Dell 19 May 08 10.55am |
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Doctor doctor I think I'm a dog. Jump up on the couch and I'll examine you. Sorry Doc, I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 19 May 08 11.32am |
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What do you call a fly once you've pulled its wings off ?? A sit.
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| baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 19 May 08 11.33am |
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Two flies in a chip shop, which one's the cowboy ?? The one on the range.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 19 May 08 11.35am |
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A couple of my friends work for a company that makes Digital Radios. I went to their wedding. The ceremony wasn't all that. But the Reception was FANTASTIC. Edited by Jake d'Eagle (19 May 2008 11:35am)
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| baldockeagle Baldock (via Sutton & Wallington) 19 May 08 11.43am |
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Little boy asks his father where poo comes from. Father, a bit uncomfortable, says that when we eat things our body soaks up all the good things and what's left comes out of our bottoms as poo. Little boy, absolutely horrified, asks "What about Tigger??"
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| Dazzling Sutton 19 May 08 12.24pm |
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Two flies sitting on a fanny, which one's the drug addict? The one sniffing the crack.
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| Dulwichsteve (Another Girl) Another Planet 19 May 08 12.29pm |
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What's red and silly? My dad used to keep a couple of boozers...me and my brother
What do you call a dead man with a number plate on his head?
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