Well, I don't apologise for my sense of humour in general but it's a forum and one that seems like a bit of a minefield right now. I'd rather not be one of the people caught up in an argument, I'd rather apologise for specific comments when called out (which I do sincerely), in particular when I'm notified that they were sicker than I intended. As I say, the reason the comment was sicker than I meant it to be related to something close to my own heart (although that is largely irrelevant in my personal assessment of the offensiveness I appreciate).

Don't worry, I'll still be on fun talk saying disgusting stuff (hopefully within the rules and without purposefully making enemies).

I wouldn't like to be the one who did the honours regards Honey G, but, and it's only a personal opinion, I do think she could do with being vigorously sodomised.

Honey G's a lezzer apparently.

Surely Lily Allen is in desperate need of an aggressive backdoor slamming?

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

She communicates out of it so often she could fart 'Things Can Only Get Better' as you did it.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

This could make a great TV show, Celebrity Through the Butt Hole / the Big Bugger. Each week a male and female celebrity are selected from the audience, and two lucky members of the public get to give their colon a very rigorous test drive.

Episode 1 - Phil Schofield vs Holly Willoughby face to face challenge. Who can take the Mamba

Episode 2 - Fern Cotton vs Eamon Holmes, buttfist of fun...

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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I was thinking about Children in Need the other day, and what should occur, is that celebrities should put their money where their mouth is and auction off their orifices, rather than just provide a hack knee skit or two.

Rather than a 10 minute s**ty Dr Who skit that no one wants to see, celebrities could auction off blow jobs to the public. These could also be pay per view - the amount raised would be staggering.

People would be willing to pay millions to watch Ant and Dec get sodomised. Rather than a charity single we could pay towards Lilly Allen taking two 12 inch dildos up her arse, or Right Said Fred taking it in turns with Bono. Not only would it help the kids, it'd bring the country togeather to watch Sting lying sobbing in a massive pool of cum.

Won't these celebrities think of the children.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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