I am finding that shopping can lift the sprits between matches. I recall spotting a lady who made herself interesting by road testing a floor length green dress. She had recognised that it was see through and her black underwear did fit perfectly.

I believe that "artistic (or fashion) critic" might have been a more gentle comment.

Were you in bed posting that Michaela?

Or are/were you a dirty stopout?

LOL

Neither

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Often out very early morning dropping stuff off/ meetings etc.
had What my old mate Dave used to call ' An oggle'
One morning I'd been to se19 to do whatever, 7ish.
Driving through the palace/westow hill a man was saying goodbye at the doorstep to his lady.
She was hid behind the door, naked, but forgot that besides was trendy glass bricks.
very visible.
Top full figure & her tits hung down like vine ripe melons.
A great start to my day
thank you god.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

You guys are proper lucky. The best that has happened to me, I was waiting on the platform at Haywards Heath station to go to work, so it was pretty early. This older woman turned up on the platform. I say older woman, I was about 20 at the time and she was probably mid 30s like I am now. She was dressed in a really tiny summer dress, totally out of place for that time of the morning. I am a gent and don't stand about perving at that type of thing, but I just happened to look along the platform just as the wind blew her dress up exposing a tiny pair of white lace knickers. I was well chuffed. Usually I am the one with my back to a woman when something like that happens and my mates or colleagues all catch a glimpse but not me.