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 Part Time James  01 Sep 16 9.40am |
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Genuine question, would you date a woman with no torso? If she had a gorgeous face and everything from the waist down worked as normal. There'd be some down sides: But some up sides too:
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 01 Sep 16 10.17am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Genuine question, would you date a woman with no torso? If she had a gorgeous face and everything from the waist down worked as normal. There'd be some down sides: But some up sides too:
No, not me. I'm a torso man Never Errm Hang on
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| Part Time James 01 Sep 16 10.19am |
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Originally posted by Superfly
No, not me. I'm a torso man Never Errm Hang on
I'm the same. The downstairs of a lady is functional but not that exciting. Knockers are where it's at. The missing bit in the clickbait picture is from the neck down to the joy box. So no bosoms, arms or belly.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 01 Sep 16 10.45am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I'm the same. The downstairs of a lady is functional but not that exciting. Knockers are where it's at. The missing bit in the clickbait picture is from the neck down to the joy box. So no bosoms, arms or belly. I'm tempted but I think I'd decline. A couple of breasticle sacs and a small amount of hula hooping proficiency are both must haves.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 01 Sep 16 11.16am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Genuine question, would you date a woman with no torso? If she had a gorgeous face and everything from the waist down worked as normal. There'd be some down sides: But some up sides too:
If I was the torso less woman in question I wouldn't want you wiping my arse then cooking my dinner... just sayin!
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 01 Sep 16 11.17am |
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This is the image in question if helps one or two of you come to a decision
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Attachment: | Part Time James 01 Sep 16 11.45am |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
This is the image in question if helps one or two of you come to a decision I dunno why, but she sort of reminds me of "Thing" from the Addams Family. I feel safe saying that knowing that the woman in the picture is just clickbait and it's not even biologically possible to end up like that. Anyway, what if I cooked your dinner first? Are you up for doing away with your torso now?
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 01 Sep 16 11.54am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Genuine question, would you date a woman with no torso? If she had a gorgeous face and everything from the waist down worked as normal. There'd be some down sides: But some up sides too:
Reminds me about that story about the poor chap that was born with just a head. For his 18th birthday his Dad took him to the pub and when he had his first alcoholic drink he miraculously sprouted an arm. This continued with each drink until he had a full complement of arms, legs and, yes, a torso. Understandably he was a bit unsteady on his feet when he went to go home, and outside the pub he stumbled into the road straight in front of a bus, which killed him, stone dead. He should have quit while he was a head.
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| Part Time James 01 Sep 16 12.02pm |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Reminds me about that story about the poor chap that was born with just a head. For his 18th birthday his Dad took him to the pub and when he had his first alcoholic drink he miraculously sprouted an arm. This continued with each drink until he had a full complement of arms, legs and, yes, a torso. Understandably he was a bit unsteady on his feet when he went to go home, and outside the pub he stumbled into the road straight in front of a bus, which killed him, stone dead. He should have quit while he was a head. That's quite a sad story. Mind you, if I was just a head I'd not even want to live 18 years. Pass on my regards if you see his dad.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Sep 16 12.46pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Genuine question, would you date a woman with no torso? If she had a gorgeous face and everything from the waist down worked as normal. There'd be some down sides: But some up sides too:
Would be the down side, that she'd be dead. But then on the plus side, she'd be dead.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 01 Sep 16 12.55pm |
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I quite like them
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| Part Time James 01 Sep 16 1.04pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
I quite like them Could've done with a bit of makeup.
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