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 richard shaw (og)65  my minds eye 06 Jul 16 10.11am |
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Jamie , why do people cruising down the thames on a pleasure boat , have to wave at people on land , and they don't even know them . I witness this far too many times and I find it irksome but at the same time intrigued why people are compelled to do this . the answer " because they are cnuts " would be suffice
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| komakino over the hills and far away... 06 Jul 16 10.24am |
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Jamie - Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... Would you like a toasted teacake?
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 06 Jul 16 10.28am |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
Jamie , why do people cruising down the thames on a pleasure boat , have to wave at people on land , and they don't even know them . I witness this far too many times and I find it irksome but at the same time intrigued why people are compelled to do this . the answer " because they are cnuts " would be suffice Apologies for stealing Jamies thunder but my guess would be that the vessel is most likely a disguised pirate ship and the wavers have been shanghai'ed into pirating/smuggling/deck swabbing/light entertainment providers and they are desperately pleaing for help. Whilst drinking Pimms.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 06 Jul 16 1.31pm |
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Jamie you must remember the On the Buses film where Olive is eating pickled onions in bed (wearing curlers and a hair net) when she drops one under the covers and fumbles for it to which Arthur shudders uncomfortably before snapping at her 'that's not it!'. But do you remember what it was that Olive accidentally grabbed instead of a pickled onion?
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| richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 07 Jul 16 8.08am |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Apologies for stealing Jamies thunder but my guess would be that the vessel is most likely a disguised pirate ship and the wavers have been shanghai'ed into pirating/smuggling/deck swabbing/light entertainment providers and they are desperately pleaing for help. Whilst drinking Pimms. thanks for clearing that up fella
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Jul 16 10.28am |
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Originally posted by richard shaw (og)65
Jamie , why do people cruising down the thames on a pleasure boat , have to wave at people on land , and they don't even know them . I witness this far too many times and I find it irksome but at the same time intrigued why people are compelled to do this . the answer " because they are cnuts " would be suffice Having grown up in Henley-on-Thames, I have witnessed this phenomena many times. In my experience its that the people on the boat, typically misunderstand the hand gestures from the people on land, as friendly. Which is why you should always include a verbal communication, that infers their proclivity for inseminating their maternal parent, and if you can, hoofing a brick at them.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Jul 16 10.29am |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
Jamie you must remember the On the Buses film where Olive is eating pickled onions in bed (wearing curlers and a hair net) when she drops one under the covers and fumbles for it to which Arthur shudders uncomfortably before snapping at her 'that's not it!'. But do you remember what it was that Olive accidentally grabbed instead of a pickled onion? I believe it was the concept of political correctness?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Jul 16 10.34am |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Apologies for stealing Jamies thunder but my guess would be that the vessel is most likely a disguised pirate ship and the wavers have been shanghai'ed into pirating/smuggling/deck swabbing/light entertainment providers and they are desperately pleaing for help. Whilst drinking Pimms. Certainly, this was my defence, after being arrested for hitting a local dignitary with a brick. This phenomena at Henley Regatta, results in the largest number of chinless c**ts, in boaters, celebrating their wealth on water, whilst poor people watch from the bank, in the UK. It also is the week in which more boats, and boaters, are damaged or injured by loose masonry than any other week of the year.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 07 Jul 16 3.18pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I believe it was the concept of political correctness? unlucky, but not even close, it was his pyjama knot
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 07 Jul 16 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
unlucky, but not even close, it was his pyjama knot I was sure that's where political correctness had been hiding throughout the 70s 'sit com' era...
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| Part Time James 07 Jul 16 4.59pm |
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Originally posted by komakino
Jamie - Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... Would you like a toasted teacake? Do you have any un-bready questions?
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 07 Jul 16 5.12pm |
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that's it for pickled onions - I have never tried a pickled egg, just can't work up the courage, and I am far from being a fussy eater, you don't have to go to chip shops, little old ladies are known to pickle duck and/or geese (as well as hens') eggs in obscure gaily coloured vinegars with dried flowers in small rural villages - can anyone share their experiences of pickled eggs - the do's and don'ts, or should I just f*** off and stop writing s***?
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