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Part Time James Flag 18 Mar 16 11.20am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by phil19750

I seriously have no idea what is going on, and at this stage, I am too afraid to ask.

That's how it's meant to be!

Don't let it put you off though, reading between the lines here, you have been welcomed to this forum with open arms!

 




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becky Flag over the moon 18 Mar 16 11.23am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by phil19750

I seriously have no idea what is going on, and at this stage, I am too afraid to ask.

Just stick with it, phil, it will get better......

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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becky Flag over the moon 18 Mar 16 11.23am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Why did you only send me one sock?

That wasn't for your foot......

 


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sydtheeagle Flag England 18 Mar 16 11.54am Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Originally posted by Hoof Hearted

Don't be disheartened syd.... it did work!

I asked the surgeon to get rid of the old 6" version and he's replaced it with a younger black 9" shaft.

Mrs Hoof is delighted!

Welcome Phil.... don't be alarmed... it's not real - I just indulge in this fantasy banter with sydtheeagle to amuse him whilst he serves his sentence in The Scrubs for being caught balls deep in a billy goat on Clapham Common in broad daylight.

Don't let Hoofie mislead you. It was a Conservative Member of Parliament (though like most of his ilk, he was about as politically literate as a billy goat.)

 


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sydtheeagle Flag England 18 Mar 16 11.56am Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Your introductory pack of [Link] is on its way to you.

The hell with that: Phil's going in dry.

Anyway, stop promoting your business on HOL, Funty.

 


Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

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Part Time James Flag 18 Mar 16 12.10pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by becky

That wasn't for your foot......

I guessed that. I could only just about get one toe in it.

 




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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 18 Mar 16 12.26pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Why did you only send me one sock?

Is It because you look like Dobbie the House Elf ?

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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Part Time James Flag 18 Mar 16 12.44pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Apollofuzz

Is It because you look like Dobbie the House Elf ?


Well I have a similar body, but my face isn't as pretty.

 




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mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 18 Mar 16 12.49pm Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

How do you just come in here and say hello?

Welcome...

This bloke came up to me [Link]

 



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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 18 Mar 16 1.14pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James


Well I have a similar body, but my face isn't as pretty.

 


I ride a GS scooter with my hair cut neat
I wear my war time coat in the wind and sleet.

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Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 18 Mar 16 1.28pm Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

Originally posted by phil19750

I seriously have no idea what is going on, and at this stage, I am too afraid to ask.

Neither do the rest of us. Just sit down, buckle up and enjoy the ride

 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Part Time James Flag 18 Mar 16 1.36pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Seth

Neither do the rest of us. Just sit down, buckle up and enjoy the ride

Your chat up lines are a lot less "in your face" than most of them on here.

 




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