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jamiemartin721  Reading 07 Mar 16 5.04pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Now that definitely sounds like a euphemism for doing a rather baggy assed, badly maintained woman, in her 'industrial wasteland', possibly in exchange for an embarrassingly small fee. Or slang for raping tramps. I'm into Sheffield Gabor.
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 matt_himself Matataland 07 Mar 16 6.05pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't know why people do all this stuff when I have no problem ejaculating the moment my helmet touches a beef curtain. All this additional stuff that people do these days is unnecessary one-upmanship if you ask me. No doubt "one-upmanship" is another sordid act that I'd rather not know about too. I have found 'one up man s***' which is when, at a social gathering, trying to outdo the last persons fecal story. I would recommend that you buy some 'delay spray' from Ann Summers.
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Mar 16 6.06pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
You weren't around when this site was first formed jamie. staffie and Forest are kind helpful HOL legends that is true but some of the posters in the early days of this site were behemoths of fun and laughter. The site itself was more fun - you didn't have to register to post on the away forum. It was like a wild west saloon and you never knew if you were responding to an actual away fan or a HOL member masquerading as one. To this day I do not know who was doing Valley Sally, but he/she was hilarious. On General Talk there were great battles between Half Man Half Slug and Petealiator that went on for months with no letting up. There was no profanity filter, I don't remember any red cards being dished out, or yellow for that matter. Cucking Funt was a moderator and was more lenient than our Mods today, you really had to go some to get a card. Jake Da Eagle was one of the funniest people I have ever heard. He was a HOL legend. Sadly all of them have gone and like the EU, this site is now a bureaucratic shadow of it's former self, a nanny state in comparison to how it began.
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Y Ddraig Goch  In The Crowd 07 Mar 16 6.17pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
You weren't around when this site was first formed jamie. staffie and Forest are kind helpful HOL legends that is true but some of the posters in the early days of this site were behemoths of fun and laughter. The site itself was more fun - you didn't have to register to post on the away forum. It was like a wild west saloon and you never knew if you were responding to an actual away fan or a HOL member masquerading as one. To this day I do not know who was doing Valley Sally, but he/she was hilarious. On General Talk there were great battles between Half Man Half Slug and Petealiator that went on for months with no letting up. There was no profanity filter, I don't remember any red cards being dished out, or yellow for that matter. Cucking Funt was a moderator and was more lenient than our Mods today, you really had to go some to get a card. Jake Da Eagle was one of the funniest people I have ever heard. He was a HOL legend. Sadly all of them have gone and like the EU, this site is now a bureaucratic shadow of it's former self, a nanny state in comparison to how it began. Jake was hilarious. Who's wife got absolutely rinsed? I don't think anyone has ever posted their Mrs in kit pics since then. Also was it Redhead who lost the plot over ginger jokes? He was very funny albeit unintentionally To be fair to the mods now there are more general guidelines around social media they have to be careful. As the Belle Stars once sang, Sign o' the times
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| becky over the moon 07 Mar 16 7.02pm |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
Sheffield Gabor.... she was a crazy woman Becks. I wound her right up and she bit every time. Unfortunately my Minogue gag hit upon a raw nerve with her..... ooops..... LOL Horses for courses, Hoof. Despite being in the same situation as dear Kylie, I still find that comment amusing Perhaps I'm just a bad person.......
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| matt_himself Matataland 07 Mar 16 7.08pm |
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Originally posted by Y Ddraig Goch
Jake was hilarious. Who's wife got absolutely rinsed? I don't think anyone has ever posted their Mrs in kit pics since then. Also was it Redhead who lost the plot over ginger jokes? He was very funny albeit unintentionally To be fair to the mods now there are more general guidelines around social media they have to be careful. As the Belle Stars once sang, Sign o' the times It was Mr Michael. And he owned a purple car, as well. My favourite was MC Danger Guns. A true bellend but one had to admire his persistence. Redhead said he would 'f*** me' on one thread and seemed to get awfully hurt when I told him I liked girls.
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| matt_himself Matataland 07 Mar 16 7.10pm |
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Originally posted by Apollofuzz
Now that was a flounce. She was great entertainment, Well worth the £15 Did Saxon eagle flounce in the end ? This is the end of the Saxon who done it thread. Quote jelholyoake at 14 Sep 2011 8.42pm Ohh Jel how we miss you Edited by Apollofuzz (07 Mar 2016 3.57pm) Saxon's 'coup de grace' was definitely his 'Are you going to own up Coward' thread where he accused everyone in the World of making negative comments about his missus. I nearly wet myself at some of the comments. The Chubby Accountant is no more.
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| becky over the moon 07 Mar 16 7.20pm |
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Originally posted by Y Ddraig Goch
Jake was hilarious. Who's wife got absolutely rinsed? I don't think anyone has ever posted their Mrs in kit pics since then. To be fair to the mods now there are more general guidelines around social media they have to be careful. As the Belle Stars once sang, Sign o' the times
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| Icepick Tony Chester 07 Mar 16 7.29pm |
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The bellyman thread was pure genius. Poor lad had no idea of what was just around the corner once he posted 'that' pic...
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| Part Time James 07 Mar 16 7.42pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I have found 'one up man s***' which is when, at a social gathering, trying to outdo the last persons fecal story. I would recommend that you buy some 'delay spray' from Ann Summers. Oh I quite like how quickly I dispatch my beans. It gives me time to wipe my tackle dry and talk to you lot.
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| Part Time James 07 Mar 16 7.42pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
Also, I maybe somewhat naïve, but does not wearing a condom or blowing into someone's anus require its own slang. Slang should be reserved for the kind of activities which neither you, or any other party involved, can be entirely sure of the legality of the act. Yes. If Adam Johnson has been more ambiguous in his text messages then perhaps he wouldn't be in such a sticky mess.
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| Lofty3rgj 07 Mar 16 9.35pm |
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Was it you Chris, and the woman with reference to the song "take my breast's away". Edited by Lofty3rgj (07 Mar 2016 9.36pm) Edited by Lofty3rgj (07 Mar 2016 9.36pm)
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