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 Part Time James  16 Feb 16 10.24am |
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Originally posted by Superfly
My theory is, they all signed up to the vag club hoping for an Ellen Page, a Jodie Foster or even a Sam Fox but when they strolled into the lezzer disco, all that was on offer was some sort of Pat Butcher/Joe Bugner hybrid. You're never gonna be the cheeriest when you know you're lumbered with a minger. The first rule of vag club is "Never talk with your mouth full".
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| matt_himself Matataland 16 Feb 16 10.36am |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Does 'golden' cover liquids and solids? If so, no. Have you got your 'German Wings'?
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 16 Feb 16 4.43pm |
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Originally posted by elgrande
Don't know what all the fuss is about.....if I'm watching p***.I don't last long enough to see the "money shot" before my money shot. That's the problem of the modern internet and its speeds. In the old days of modems, you could always make it to the money shot, or at least spend 30 minutes recovering, whilst the next 20 seconds of footage downloaded. Kids these days....
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| Part Time James 16 Feb 16 4.44pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
That's the problem of the modern internet and its speeds. In the old days of modems, you could always make it to the money shot, or at least spend 30 minutes recovering, whilst the next 20 seconds of footage downloaded. Kids these days.... Who said anything about the internet? My mum and dad's bedroom didn't have a lock on the door.
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| Part Time James 16 Feb 16 4.44pm |
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Wow. I finally said something that made my own stomach churn.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 16 Feb 16 5.06pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
My theory is, they all signed up to the vag club hoping for an Ellen Page, a Jodie Foster or even a Sam Fox but when they strolled into the lezzer disco, all that was on offer was some sort of Pat Butcher/Joe Bugner hybrid. You're never gonna be the cheeriest when you know you're lumbered with a minger. voice of experience, eh,SF?
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 16 Feb 16 5.20pm |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
voice of experience, eh,SF? It's a goldmine KD. I just bung on some high heels and a bit of slap and wait to get chatted up. I'm usually the least butch one there. When it gets to 'action time' I just say I'm a flat chested girl with a chunky clit.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 16 Feb 16 8.26pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
It's a goldmine KD. I just bung on some high heels and a bit of slap and wait to get chatted up. I'm usually the least butch one there. When it gets to 'action time' I just say I'm a flat chested girl with a chunky clit. Just when I thought I knew it all.....
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vflynn  Perth 18 Feb 16 1.47pm |
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I thought this was going to be about Kevin Phillips penalty against Watford back in 2013
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