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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 13 Jan 16 4.49pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

There's Nowhere Quite Like England


St Winifred's School Choir.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Toast

 


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31 May to 3 June 2017

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with Superfly in the chorus
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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Hrolf The Ganger Flag 13 Jan 16 7.08pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.23pm

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Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.05pm

Ok, now any offence caused here is tongue in cheek. The original was poised to be offensive to Kazakhstan and neighbouring countries so I went the same route. Also, Borat's didn't really rhyme so I didn't bother.

England greatest country in Great Britain
All other countries do odd things with sheep
England number one exporter of grey clouds and drizzle
Other countries have gay looking sunshine.
England home of rugby cricket and football
We put up flags when we're doing well at one of these
And pretend we hate the other sports
England,
England,
You very nice place,
From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl
England,
Friend of all except Scotland, Wales and the Irish people who do bombings
But Jerry Adams has mellowed in recent years
England,
Industry best in the world,
We invented curry and racism.
England,
Drunks are copious in the North,
But we'll never rival Scotland,
England,
You very nice place,
From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl
Come hold a pig's head for our leader,
We are all f*cked and so is our pig.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2016 1.05pm)


Yeah, maybe that could replace The Red Flag at the Labour party conferences but not the national anthem thanks.


How dare you, I f*cking hate that bunch of lefty b*stards. But bless you for taking it so seriously!

This is a very serious matter.

I always sing the National Anthem after I turn off the TV at night with hand firmly over heart.

 

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We are goin up! Flag Coulsdon 13 Jan 16 7.12pm Send a Private Message to We are goin up! Add We are goin up! as a friend

MOTD theme tune.

 


The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 13 Jan 16 7.30pm

No one likes us, we don't care.

 


Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

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harveysmith Flag Dover 13 Jan 16 8.06pm

Glad All Over

 

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Dweeb Flag East London 14 Jan 16 8.06am Send a Private Message to Dweeb Add Dweeb as a friend

Thankfully for Parliament there are no greater issues facing the electorate.

 


Taking the bungy jump since 1964. Never to see John Jackson in a shirt again

Sorry to see Lee Hills go, did we ever see Alex Marrow? We did January 2013

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moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 14 Jan 16 9.28am Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

As the OI, I still reckon Part Time James variation on the Borat Kazakhstan anthem is the one.... I actually like "I vow to thee my country" as a traditional vote though, closely followed by "Vindaloo"

Alternatively, I could pen some words to "Advance Australia Fair" if you like?

Edited by moylerg (14 Jan 2016 9.29am)

 


Most certainly not European.

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Joe Bloggs Flag Nr Norwich 14 Jan 16 9.37am Send a Private Message to Joe Bloggs Add Joe Bloggs as a friend

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler

 

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Buzzcock Flag In an underground lair near Bright... 14 Jan 16 10.22am Send a Private Message to Buzzcock Add Buzzcock as a friend

Love PTJ's Borat song.

Mighty Mouse theme. Like Andy Kaufmann/Jim Carrey they only need to sing the "Here I come to save the day" part.

 


In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he.

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Quote Hrolf The Ganger at 13 Jan 2016 7.08pm

Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.23pm

Quote Hrolf The Ganger at 13 Jan 2016 1.22pm

Quote Part Time James at 13 Jan 2016 1.05pm

Ok, now any offence caused here is tongue in cheek. The original was poised to be offensive to Kazakhstan and neighbouring countries so I went the same route. Also, Borat's didn't really rhyme so I didn't bother.

England greatest country in Great Britain
All other countries do odd things with sheep
England number one exporter of grey clouds and drizzle
Other countries have gay looking sunshine.
England home of rugby cricket and football
We put up flags when we're doing well at one of these
And pretend we hate the other sports
England,
England,
You very nice place,
From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl
England,
Friend of all except Scotland, Wales and the Irish people who do bombings
But Jerry Adams has mellowed in recent years
England,
Industry best in the world,
We invented curry and racism.
England,
Drunks are copious in the North,
But we'll never rival Scotland,
England,
You very nice place,
From Slough to Nuneaton you can always find a Lidl
Come hold a pig's head for our leader,
We are all f*cked and so is our pig.

Edited by Part Time James (13 Jan 2016 1.05pm)


Yeah, maybe that could replace The Red Flag at the Labour party conferences but not the national anthem thanks.


How dare you, I f*cking hate that bunch of lefty b*stards. But bless you for taking it so seriously!

This is a very serious matter.

I always sing the National Anthem after I turn off the TV at night with hand firmly over heart.


Hehe! I do think the National Anthem ought to be taken seriously though. I am reasonably patriotic. Hopefully my suggestion won't even be on the table but I'd quite like to identify a decent "English" national anthem.

 




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Quote Joe Bloggs at 14 Jan 2016 9.37am

Who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler


YES!!!! Maybe cut with excerpts from Dad's Army such as "Don't tell him your name Pike" and "Not to worry, my sister Dolly has baked some upside down cakes".

 




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