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Moose In the sewer pipe... 04 Feb 15 3.22pm
Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention. Hehe nice. Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite. sorry Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 04 Feb 15 3.22pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite.

sorry

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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morganistic 04 Feb 15 4.13pm
Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention. Hehe nice. Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite. sorry He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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04 Feb 15 4.13pm

Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite.

sorry

He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Part Time James 04 Feb 15 4.47pm
Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention. Hehe nice. Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite. sorry He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting Anna Cornholekova
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Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm

Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite.

sorry

He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting

Anna Cornholekova

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matt_himself Matataland 04 Feb 15 4.52pm
I utilise having a s*** at work as part of the creative cycle of trading. "That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02
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Matataland 04 Feb 15 4.52pm

I utilise having a s*** at work as part of the creative cycle of trading.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Part Time James 04 Feb 15 4.54pm
No one has said Steffi Gruff.
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04 Feb 15 4.54pm

No one has said Steffi Gruff.

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morganistic 04 Feb 15 4.54pm
Quote Part Time James at 04 Feb 2015 4.47pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention. Hehe nice. Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite. sorry He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting Anna Cornholekova Arthur Pebbled-Ashe [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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04 Feb 15 4.54pm

Quote Part Time James at 04 Feb 2015 4.47pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm

Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite.

sorry

He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting

Anna Cornholekova

Arthur Pebbled-Ashe

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Stuk Top half 04 Feb 15 5.03pm
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience. this weather,taking a dump in minus temperatures, trying to hover your ass over a poo filled loo (you cant sit as there is pish all over the seat & the surrounding plinth & floor.) essential to have your own loo roll on the van as that supplied by the loo company is as thin as physically possible. Whilst attempting the procedure, if you are lucky, jolly builder types will rock the exterior of the bog. working in a domestic clients home is luxury, although can be tricky with odours if I've cooked my infamous chicken, chilli, chorizo fry. Trouble is you can't lift the lid to take a piss, as it's already covered in piss. Optimistic as ever
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Top half 04 Feb 15 5.03pm

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am

obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience.
this weather,taking a dump in minus temperatures, trying to hover your ass over a poo filled loo
(you cant sit as there is pish all over the seat & the surrounding plinth & floor.)
essential to have your own loo roll on the van as that supplied by the loo company is as thin as physically possible.
Whilst attempting the procedure, if you are lucky, jolly builder types will rock the exterior of the bog.
working in a domestic clients home is luxury, although can be tricky with odours if I've cooked my infamous chicken, chilli, chorizo fry.

Trouble is you can't lift the lid to take a piss, as it's already covered in piss.

Optimistic as ever

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Ulysses 04 Feb 15 8.14pm
There's something wonderfully liberating about having a poo with the door open. You can't really do that at work, though.
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Ulysses 04 Feb 15 8.14pm

There's something wonderfully liberating about having a poo with the door open. You can't really do that at work, though.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 05 Feb 15 9.26am
Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.54pm Quote Part Time James at 04 Feb 2015 4.47pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention. Hehe nice. Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite. sorry He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting Anna Cornholekova Arthur Pebbled-Ashe haha Pat Rasper Bjorn Bog Carlos Moyamightwannaleavethattenminutes But my fav is Arthur Pebbled Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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The sun always shines in Catford 05 Feb 15 9.26am

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.54pm

Quote Part Time James at 04 Feb 2015 4.47pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm

Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite.

sorry

He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting

Anna Cornholekova

Arthur Pebbled-Ashe

haha

Pat Rasper
Bjorn Bog
Carlos Moyamightwannaleavethattenminutes

But my fav is Arthur Pebbled

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 05 Feb 15 10.10am
Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.54pm Quote Part Time James at 04 Feb 2015 4.47pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention. Hehe nice. Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite. sorry He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting Anna Cornholekova Arthur Pebbled-Ashe Jennifer Crapbefarti Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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In the sewer pipe... 05 Feb 15 10.10am

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.54pm

Quote Part Time James at 04 Feb 2015 4.47pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 4.13pm

Quote Moose at 04 Feb 2015 3.22pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

I'd imagine Andy Curray would be a hot favourite.

sorry

He could partner Billie Jean Ring-sting

Anna Cornholekova

Arthur Pebbled-Ashe

Jennifer Crapbefarti

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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