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Gladys Allover Flag SE England 10 Feb 15 10.00pm Send a Private Message to Gladys Allover Add Gladys Allover as a friend

One in Kate Bush is worth ten in the hand.

 


Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.

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Part Time James Flag 11 Feb 15 9.30am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

What about a dutch rudder?

 




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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 11 Feb 15 9.33am Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Or a Cleveland Steamer ?

 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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pdemeagle Flag eaglebhoy - @eaglism - Cottage in ... 19 Feb 15 12.04pm Send a Private Message to pdemeagle Add pdemeagle as a friend

Hmmm, I think if the v*g is a nice fit and well warmed up then it always wins regardless of the general performance !

 


Nice one Daz: [Link]

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Part Time James Flag 19 Feb 15 1.00pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote pdemeagle at 19 Feb 2015 12.04pm

Hmmm, I think if the v*g is a nice fit and well warmed up then it always wins regardless of the general performance !


Trouble is, how do you bring that up in conversation on a first date?

 




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pdemeagle Flag eaglebhoy - @eaglism - Cottage in ... 19 Feb 15 1.05pm Send a Private Message to pdemeagle Add pdemeagle as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 19 Feb 2015 1.00pm

Quote pdemeagle at 19 Feb 2015 12.04pm

Hmmm, I think if the v*g is a nice fit and well warmed up then it always wins regardless of the general performance !


Trouble is, how do you bring that up in conversation on a first date?

In time honoured fashion I hope - ply liberally with booze and hope for the best !


 


Nice one Daz: [Link]

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