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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Apr 17 5.38pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 That's good though, puts it out there in the open, that its 'test drive time'. You've checked out the bodywork, looked around the engine, kicked the tires, so now its time to see how he/she handles. Last thing you want to do is spend ages getting to know someone and fall in love with someone who doesn't ring the bell. WHAAAAAT? C'mon Jamie, wtf has this gotta do with getting your end away(am being polite) This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Apr 17 5.38pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

That's good though, puts it out there in the open, that its 'test drive time'. You've checked out the bodywork, looked around the engine, kicked the tires, so now its time to see how he/she handles.

Last thing you want to do is spend ages getting to know someone and fall in love with someone who doesn't ring the bell.

WHAAAAAT?

C'mon Jamie, wtf has this gotta do with getting your end away(am being polite)

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Apr 17 5.40pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Might be a wild generalisation but I generally find the maternal pull is stronger in most women. HA!......this is where you women(well most) trick men This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Apr 17 5.40pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Might be a wild generalisation but I generally find the maternal pull is stronger in most women.

HA!......this is where you women(well most) trick men

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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7mins In the bush 26 Apr 17 10.44pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Hidden your post /p*** stash? What's she like then age background, she's not the Elvis fan is she She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.
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In the bush 26 Apr 17 10.44pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Hidden your post /p*** stash?
What's she like then age background, she's not the Elvis fan is she

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 26 Apr 17 10.55pm
Originally posted by 7mins She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football. Kids? What else do you know about her When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Bexley 26 Apr 17 10.55pm

Originally posted by 7mins

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

Kids? What else do you know about her

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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7mins In the bush 27 Apr 17 12.14am
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Kids? What else do you know about her One kid, 18. She likes camping, watching live bands.
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In the bush 27 Apr 17 12.14am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Kids? What else do you know about her

One kid, 18.

She likes camping, watching live bands.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 27 Apr 17 12.50am
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 One of the things I liked about my wife is that she likes p*. Actually her habits are far more disturbing than mine. She can't come if I'm in the room. EFA Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham**
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Clapham on the Back 27 Apr 17 12.50am

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

One of the things I liked about my wife is that she likes p***. Actually her habits are far more disturbing than mine. She can't come if I'm in the room.

EFA

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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elgrande bedford 27 Apr 17 12.52am
Originally posted by 7mins She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football. 7 mate bin her,cos you know what will happen. You will get along great move in with each other, and at first she will say that's OK hun you go to football have a nice time e see you later..xxx,then do you have to go to football AGAIN,you only went last week...or I wanted to watch a rom com on the TV...but you've got bloody football on AGAIN. Lol,sorry that's just be reliving a past wife. Good on ya mate glas you have had a good couple of dates. always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.
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bedford 27 Apr 17 12.52am

Originally posted by 7mins

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

7 mate bin her,cos you know what will happen.
You will get along great move in with each other, and at first she will say that's OK hun you go to football have a nice time e see you later..xxx,then do you have to go to football AGAIN,you only went last week...or I wanted to watch a rom com on the TV...but you've got bloody football on AGAIN.

Lol,sorry that's just be reliving a past wife.
Good on ya mate glas you have had a good couple of dates.

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Kermit8 Hevon 27 Apr 17 8.13am
Originally posted by 7mins She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football. Ha. The irony. The last thing she probably wants to talk about is property Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 27 Apr 17 8.13am

Originally posted by 7mins

She's 42, She is a housing officer for local council. The only bad thing is, she hates football.

Ha. The irony. The last thing she probably wants to talk about is property

Big chest and massive boobs

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Part Time James 27 Apr 17 10.20am
Originally posted by 7mins One kid, 18. She likes camping, watching live bands. Maybe she'll take you to Glastonbury.
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27 Apr 17 10.20am

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Originally posted by 7mins

One kid, 18.

She likes camping, watching live bands.

Maybe she'll take you to Glastonbury.

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Pikester Worthing 27 Apr 17 12.08pm
Originally posted by 7mins One kid, 18. She likes camping, watching live bands. Son or daughter? If it's a daughter and the relationship doesn't look like it's long term you might at least get to tick one off the bucket list.... You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Worthing 27 Apr 17 12.08pm

Originally posted by 7mins

One kid, 18.

She likes camping, watching live bands.

Son or daughter?
If it's a daughter and the relationship doesn't look like it's long term you might at least get to tick one off the bucket list....

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Part Time James 27 Apr 17 7.30pm
Originally posted by Pikester Son or daughter? If it's a daughter and the relationship doesn't look like it's long term you might at least get to tick one off the bucket list.... I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there.
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27 Apr 17 7.30pm

Originally posted by Pikester

Son or daughter?
If it's a daughter and the relationship doesn't look like it's long term you might at least get to tick one off the bucket list....

I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there.

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 27 Apr 17 7.40pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there. You never done 'the double'.....? This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 27 Apr 17 7.40pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I reckon if he suggests a "threes up" then he won't get to tick anything off the bucket list. Unless being given the bum's rush by an angry 42 year old housewife is on there.

You never done 'the double'.....?

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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