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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Apr 17 8.58pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

probably a bearded bloke with an axe/hammer in the boot of his car,......

What me or the bunny boiler.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 8.59pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

What me or the bunny boiler.

Come on. Why was she a bunny boiler. Details...

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Apr 17 9.49pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Come on. Why was she a bunny boiler. Details...

Well went on a couple of nice dates with her,nice meals few drinks,and erm...you know.
But didn't ring her for a couple of days and she rings me like some f***ing mad woman...screaming and shouting down the phone ..I calmed her down just saying been busy.and she seemed to accept that.
But later that evening she rings again saying she's pregnant....and I say not my problem (I had bathed with my socks on if you know what I mean),and the fact it was only the other week....I therefore told her she needs help and hung up.


Never heard a word from her after that,...shame really she seemed really nice ..and a great.......

 


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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 11 Apr 17 10.01pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Should've married her. Sounds like there'd always be a spark. Probably coming out of the sockets after she's tied you up and caused an electrical fire with the gas rings turned on and her spaced out on co-codomol.

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 11 Apr 17 10.03pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

Should've married her. Sounds like there'd always be a spark. Probably coming out of the sockets after she's tied you up and caused an electrical fire with the gas rings turned on and her spaced out on co-codomol.

Ha ha rudi...you know her

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 10.55pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

Well went on a couple of nice dates with her,nice meals few drinks,and erm...you know.
But didn't ring her for a couple of days and she rings me like some f***ing mad woman...screaming and shouting down the phone ..I calmed her down just saying been busy.and she seemed to accept that.
But later that evening she rings again saying she's pregnant....and I say not my problem (I had bathed with my socks on if you know what I mean),and the fact it was only the other week....I therefore told her she needs help and hung up.


Never heard a word from her after that,...shame really she seemed really nice ..and a great.......

I can't stop laughing #evil

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 11 Apr 17 11.00pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids

 


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legaleagle Flag 12 Apr 17 8.53am

A client inhibited me to lunch once,Said she was looking for someone to have a kid with and I wouldn't then have to live with them if I didn't want to!

 

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Part Time James Flag 12 Apr 17 9.18am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids

I thought you said "11 years old" for a moment there. I was surprised and somewhat impressed that a lad that age was so ready to commit.

 




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paperhat Flag croydon 12 Apr 17 9.31am Send a Private Message to paperhat Add paperhat as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

Ha ha rudi...you know her

think i've met her too

 


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elgrande Flag bedford 12 Apr 17 1.50pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I did meet someone 11 years older once and after asking my name and introducing himself the next words were I am looking for a serious relationship as in marriage and kids

But the rest of the date was a barrel of laughs.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Apr 17 1.55pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

But the rest of the date was a barrel of laughs.

I married him and stayed with him 15 years as it goes

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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