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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Sep 17 2.54pm
For avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have had NO priapic experiences whatsoever with anyone of male gender. I am attracted to females - but some over the years have not been attracted to me !
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 26 Sep 17 2.54pm

For avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have had NO priapic experiences whatsoever with anyone of male gender.

I am attracted to females - but some over the years have not been attracted to me !

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 26 Sep 17 3.07pm
There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout. Another Transit pulls-up alongside. I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units. The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. I disengage, I turn the page.
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There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12.
I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout.
Another Transit pulls-up alongside.
I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units.
The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles.

I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.

I disengage, I turn the page.

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YT Oxford 26 Sep 17 3.37pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout. Another Transit pulls-up alongside. I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units. The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. That definitely would have been a "new development"! (At least I assume it would). Incidentally "The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12" I think that pretty much describes the south of Essex. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 26 Sep 17 3.37pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.

That definitely would have been a "new development"! (At least I assume it would).

Incidentally "The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12" I think that pretty much describes the south of Essex.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Lofty3rgj 26 Sep 17 3.48pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout. Another Transit pulls-up alongside. I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units. The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. Sounds like PTJ and his gimp... You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself.
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Lofty3rgj 26 Sep 17 3.48pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.

Sounds like PTJ and his gimp...

You're asking me what it's all about, and I can't tell you because I don't know what's going on myself.

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HeathMan Purley 26 Sep 17 4.11pm
Mention of a van has reminded me of a New Year's Eve in Streatham. A friend and I were on foot and a young lady in a van asked if we could direct her and friends to the address she had for a party. Being lads presented with ladies we got into the van. On the way we learned that we were with about five lesbians. When we had directed them to the party location we made our excuses and left (I confirm that I have never been a NOTW reporter).
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Purley 26 Sep 17 4.11pm

Mention of a van has reminded me of a New Year's Eve in Streatham. A friend and I were on foot and a young lady in a van asked if we could direct her and friends to the address she had for a party. Being lads presented with ladies we got into the van. On the way we learned that we were with about five lesbians. When we had directed them to the party location we made our excuses and left (I confirm that I have never been a NOTW reporter).

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YT Oxford 26 Sep 17 4.15pm
Originally posted by HeathMan Mention of a van has reminded me of a New Year's Eve in Streatham. A friend and I were on foot and a young lady in a van asked if we could direct her and friends to the address she had for a party. Being lads presented with ladies we got into the van. On the way we learned that we were with about five lesbians. When we had directed them to the party location we made our excuses and left (I confirm that I have never been a NOTW reporter). Blimey, some people would pay good money to be with 5 hot lesbians in a van on the way to a party! Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)
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Oxford 26 Sep 17 4.15pm

Originally posted by HeathMan

Blimey, some people would pay good money to be with 5 hot lesbians in a van on the way to a party!

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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Part Time James 26 Sep 17 6.54pm
Originally posted by Willo For avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have had NO priapic experiences whatsoever with anyone of male gender. I am attracted to females - but some over the years have not been attracted to me ! That's what grooming is for. Give them some insider knowledge of non league football and soon you'll literally be "insider".
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26 Sep 17 6.54pm

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Originally posted by Willo

For avoidance of doubt, I can categorically state that I have had NO priapic experiences whatsoever with anyone of male gender.

I am attracted to females - but some over the years have not been attracted to me !

That's what grooming is for. Give them some insider knowledge of non league football and soon you'll literally be "insider".

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Part Time James 26 Sep 17 6.55pm
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Nope Well that's hardly w*k material. This forum has gone to sht lately.
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Part Time James

26 Sep 17 6.55pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Nope

Well that's hardly w**k material.

This forum has gone to sh*t lately.

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Part Time James 26 Sep 17 6.56pm
Originally posted by YT Blimey, some people would pay good money to be with 5 hot lesbians in a van on the way to a party! I wouldn't. I generally find them to be heterophobic and cliquey. Give me one desperate straight woman over five sullen lessies any day of the week.
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Part Time James

26 Sep 17 6.56pm

Originally posted by YT

Blimey, some people would pay good money to be with 5 hot lesbians in a van on the way to a party!

I wouldn't. I generally find them to be heterophobic and cliquey.

Give me one desperate straight woman over five sullen lessies any day of the week.

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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 26 Sep 17 7.15pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout. Another Transit pulls-up alongside. I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units. The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. Prick teaser "It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Tom-the-eagle

Croydon 26 Sep 17 7.15pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.

Prick teaser

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Sep 17 7.15pm
Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12. I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout. Another Transit pulls-up alongside. I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units. The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles. I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by. Ahh.....Tamesis. I have to suffer south of the river at Crossness. No hairy arsed 'units' for me tho, far to many kids with 'ologies' This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Sep 17 7.15pm

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

There was this time I was working at Beckton on a new development. The area was largely wasteland/industrial units with some trunk roads leading to the A12.
I was waiting in my transit van at some traffic lights at a roundabout.
Another Transit pulls-up alongside.
I glance at the 2 occupants, who are 2 big white unshaven units.
The driver makes eye contact with me. Winks and smiles.

I drive off through the red light, shl77ing myself I am gonna be bum-done in a lay-by.

Ahh.....Tamesis.

I have to suffer south of the river at Crossness. No hairy arsed 'units' for me tho, far to many kids with 'ologies'

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Sep 17 7.19pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I wouldn't. I generally find them to be heterophobic and cliquey. Give me one desperate straight woman over five sullen lessies any day of the week. PFFFT.....No imagination, Think of the rewards if you could 'crack' them. people pay good money for that opportunity This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.
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eagleman13

On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 Sep 17 7.19pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I wouldn't. I generally find them to be heterophobic and cliquey.

Give me one desperate straight woman over five sullen lessies any day of the week.

PFFFT.....No imagination, Think of the rewards if you could 'crack' them. people pay good money for that opportunity

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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