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YT Flag Oxford 04 Sep 17 5.04pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I never poo'd whilst in labour. And it's a bowling ball which actually feels like it's trying to come out of your backside

A bowling ball takes three fingers doesn't it? I haven't played for a while.

 


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YT Flag Oxford 04 Sep 17 5.05pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by YT

A bowling ball takes three fingers doesn't it? I haven't played for a while.

Or is it two fingers and a thumb?!

 


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YT Flag Oxford 04 Sep 17 5.07pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I find it weird that I've done a poo before easily the size of a cat and yet when an ex tried to put her finger up my backside I bit so hard on the pillow I got a mouth full of feathers.

Cat-sized poos don't have fingernails.

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 04 Sep 17 5.14pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Kate would be pretty loose after this one......I wonder what the percentage of 'women with means' is who go and get a 'tighter' after a few natural births.

Pelvic floor exercises pal

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 04 Sep 17 5.19pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Pelvic floor exercises pal

Perhaps you need to look into that laser light 'Femilift' thing.

Get back to those youthful 'break a pencil' days.

 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Sep 17 5.40pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Cat-sized poos don't have fingernails.

Neither did she. She cut them because she kept finding mysterious brown dirt under them.

 




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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 04 Sep 17 5.46pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

You gotta feel sorry for it if it's another boy. Bald at 17.

 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Sep 17 6.11pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

You gotta feel sorry for it if it's another boy. Bald at 17.

Bald girls look funnier

 




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becky Flag over the moon 04 Sep 17 7.02pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Kermit8

You gotta feel sorry for it if it's another boy. Bald at 17.

The baldness is livavble - just hope it doesn't look as surly as the first one.

 


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Part Time James Flag 04 Sep 17 7.15pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by becky

The baldness is livavble - just hope it doesn't look as surly as the first one.

It doesn't help that they dress them up to look like Victorian ghosts. If one of those kids rocked up at your door you'd have to ask the neighbours if they saw it too.

 




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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 04 Sep 17 7.15pm

Harry Hewitt has been pushed down the kingly pecking order then.

 

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johnno42000 Flag 04 Sep 17 7.41pm Send a Private Message to johnno42000 Add johnno42000 as a friend

Wouldn't it be absolutely delightful if the baby came out with skin the colour of ebony, it's eyes slightly slanted and bright green hair, old Phil would drop dead right on the spot.

 


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