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Stirlingsays Flag 29 Jul 17 8.44am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

I suppose that I would get called something even worse if I said that she has got rather porky since I last saw her.

Still I suppose that some people are turned on by great big meaty thighs

I get it but shouldn't we be taking Church off the menu? I know it's a jokey thread.

I'm not criticising you or James here just making a suggestion as I'm the last one to promote censorship.

I can't stand the women but in truth....what she has gone through is pretty horrific and it just seems out of place.

Maybe I'm over-reacting....With this Bradley Lowery and Charlie Gard thing recently I'm just a little down with all these little ones dying.

Edited by Stirlingsays (29 Jul 2017 8.49am)

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 29 Jul 17 8.48am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Rachel Riley has it all.

Way way way way way out of my league.....In fact if the bloke she's with isn't an extremely impressive lad I'll be putting in a complaint.

Edited by Stirlingsays (29 Jul 2017 8.48am)

 


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YT Flag Oxford 29 Jul 17 9.03am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by baldeagle73

Priya from emmerdale

Had no idea, so felt compelled to look her up

Fiona Wade. Hell YEAH! Used to be in Grange Hill back in the day (according to Wiki).

 


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YT Flag Oxford 29 Jul 17 10.31am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Always quite liked Stevie G actually

If I was a man then lucy pinder without a doubt. She's beautiful

Do you know what, I never noticed? Never got beyond her lovely "threepennies". But having now - er, erm - "checked it out", yes she's not a half bad looker!

 


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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 29 Jul 17 10.38am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Do you know what, I never noticed? Never got beyond her lovely "threepennies". But having now - er, erm - "checked it out", yes she's not a half bad looker!

Got to Google lucy pinder clothed and you won't be distracted then.

Jenna Louise Coleman is also very pretty

 


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YT Flag Oxford 29 Jul 17 10.44am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Got to Google lucy pinder clothed and you won't be distracted then.

Jenna Louise Coleman is also very pretty

I WAS clothed when I Googled Lucy P

Have to agree re JLC. Lovely.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Jul 17 1.17pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Are we meant to be picking celebs that we fancy or ones that we don't particularly respect?

I mean, in hindsight I didn't know what had gone on with Charlotte Church because I don't read Heat magazine. Having been called a c**t for my inappropriate comment on a thread about b*ggery I perhaps regret not clarifying the etiquette before I responded and also may regret my choice.

If we are talking about some respectful love making with candles and wine (despite the title implying quite the opposite) then there's this curvy red-head glamour model I like called Lucy something or other. She'd do and I'd be polite so as not to offend anyone.

Dead baby or not, she'd still be a candidate for Celebrity Bumholing.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Jul 17 1.20pm

Kate McCann, she looks really miserable and lost, so I reckon she'd probably be up for some backdoor action, she'd probably cry, but secretly love it.

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Part Time James Flag 31 Jul 17 1.23pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Dead baby or not, she'd still be a candidate for Celebrity Bumholing.

Well, the more I think about it the more I do regret my comment. I honestly made it without realising that it had happened to her, it's a subject quite close to me (won't go into detail with a sob story) and on that basis I wouldn't have said it if I'd known. I would retrospectively remove my comment but it's been quoted now so there it is. I can't stand the girl but I don't wish that on anyone.

Regarding the follow up comment, hopefully it was clear that I was just excited about big thighs and was no longer passing a commentary on the person in question.

I say a lot of silly things I don't mean on here and perhaps in some people's eyes I've crossed the line on several occasions. To appease the chap calling me a c**t a bit, I assure you that I take that feedback on board.

 




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Part Time James Flag 31 Jul 17 1.24pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Kate McCann, she looks really miserable and lost, so I reckon she'd probably be up for some backdoor action, she'd probably cry, but secretly love it.

Edited by jamiemartin721 (31 Jul 2017 1.20pm)

I appreciate your efforts to say something more heinous than I did Jamie!

 




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