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Direwolf Flag Lincoln 04 Aug 16 8.28pm Send a Private Message to Direwolf Add Direwolf as a friend

Reminded me of an old joke:

Bloke gets home from work and his wife says "what's this big box that the postie delivered?"
He says:" oh those are my Olympic condoms. I think I might wear a gold one tonight."
She looks at him and says: "why not wear silver and come second for a change."

 

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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 04 Aug 16 8.57pm

Originally posted by PALACE FOR EVER

No its not another sport for The Olympics!

The International Olympic Committee provide 450,000 condoms, which is 42 per athlete.

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I want to know why people stopped calling them johnnys?

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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Part Time James Flag 05 Aug 16 9.07am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle


I want to know why people stopped calling them johnnys?

Because you put them on your John Thomas.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 05 Aug 16 9.18am

Originally posted by Stuk

I don't either, but it would be wrong for me to not point out that Heptathletes are by far the fittest.

What you get when you don't provide contraception

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Frickin Saweet Flag South Cronx 05 Aug 16 9.44am Send a Private Message to Frickin Saweet Add Frickin Saweet as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Only after the breaststroke.

she'd only be able to do the front crawl after I've finished with her

 

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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 05 Aug 16 10.22am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I kind of fancy the female sprinters and miss the East Germans.

I love the bit when they cross the line and pull their shorts out of the bum , the 10 or 20 seconds before is a bit boring

 


interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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Part Time James Flag 05 Aug 16 3.06pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

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449,999 left.

 




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Part Time James Flag 05 Aug 16 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Maybe we ought to do an Olympic condom countdown.

 




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Stuk Flag Top half 05 Aug 16 3.27pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Maybe we ought to do an Olympic condom countdown.

The Russians have used loads. To smuggle their drugs in.

 


Optimistic as ever

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Inapickle Flag South West 06 Aug 16 7.30pm

..why would they waste energy?

 

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Old Chap Flag Orpington 06 Aug 16 7.38pm Send a Private Message to Old Chap Add Old Chap as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

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449,999 left.

Should be 449,998 as he did 2 cleaners - unless he used the same condom for both of them

 


Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?

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Sportyteacher Flag London 06 Aug 16 8.56pm Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

More condoms than actual spectators?

 

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