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Part Time James Flag 10 Aug 16 9.11am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Times like this I am glad mine are small. No sagging and spaniels ears for me

Small and humble so we don't confuse them with mountains? There's a song in this.

 




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Part Time James Flag 10 Aug 16 9.13am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Flightsequence

I think he just left the 'U' out.

I Googled it too to no avail but I assume it means Bubbly Sense of Humour which is a term used for fat girls that have other redeeming features. That's not me having a go at fat girls, I'm with Queen on this one.

 




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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 10 Aug 16 9.31pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Originally posted by HeathMan

I have tried "Google", but still do not know the meaning of BSH. Please can I learn?


British Standard Handful.

(used in most blokey conversations before I had responsibilities)

 

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Harry Beever Flag Newbury 10 Aug 16 9.35pm Send a Private Message to Harry Beever Add Harry Beever as a friend

It's gash.

 

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HeathMan Flag Purley 11 Aug 16 12.01am Send a Private Message to HeathMan Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add HeathMan as a friend

Thank you for your replies

 

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Hoof Hearted 11 Aug 16 10.28am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Yes, the maid and her Tennis coach are quite good looking.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 11 Aug 16 3.18pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I Googled it too to no avail but I assume it means Bubbly Sense of Humour which is a term used for fat girls that have other redeeming features. That's not me having a go at fat girls, I'm with Queen on this one.

Something I'm sure most of us have some experience with. Plus skinny girls are much harder to catch.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 12 Aug 16 8.40am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Harpo


British Standard Handful.

(used in most blokey conversations before I had responsibilities)

Isn't there a BSM - British standard Mouthful.. not to be confused with BDSM

Often told I was probably a man in a previous life oops

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James Flag 12 Aug 16 9.03am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Isn't there a BSM - British standard Mouthful.. not to be confused with BDSM

Often told I was probably a man in a previous life oops

I've never found a fanny I couldn't fit in my mouth.

 




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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 12 Aug 16 9.28am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've never found a fanny I couldn't fit in my mouth.

I've never found a fanny

 


Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Part Time James Flag 12 Aug 16 9.36am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Superfly

I've never found a fanny

Go on Naked Attraction. They are just there, winking back at you.

 




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Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 19 Aug 16 12.53am Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

I'm glad there's a thread on this so I didn't have to start one.

Had never heard of this show before tonight. Saw the name and thought it sounded like something from the glory days of Men & Motors or Bravo so stuck it on but I couldn't have been more wrong. What the hell has society become?

There were five or six women in various states of flabbiness standing with their faces blocked out in giant, illuminated glass tubes. Up to this point it was everything I had hoped it would be, however it didn't last.

Soon the inane reality aspect of the show kicked in; the hostess and a lesbian proceeding to inspect and eliminate the women one by one before their faces were revealed. I think the show reached its nadir when the hostess asked the immortal question "Wow, you wouldn't put that minge with that head would you?"

Nothing emphasises the unattractiveness of the average human body like it being zoomed in on in high definition, especially when I didn't have a single beer in me. All in all, one of my toughest w***s this week and a very, VERY reluctant 'Record Series' on my Sky box.

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

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