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The death of an old friend....
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 the despotic banana  Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 14 Jan 16 6.42pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jan 2016 3.53pm
Quote Superfly at 14 Jan 2016 3.37pm
I find electric shavers a lot of expense follicle return
Gillette anyone else use your electric shaver? Maybe they broke it...
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Moose  In the sewer pipe... 14 Jan 16 7.56pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jan 2016 12.55pm
Not been a good week - what with David Bowie snuffing it unexpectedly on Monday morning. This morning I said goodbye to 'Remy' my faithful Remington R5 Series shaver after 8 years continued usage. His poor little re-chargeable batteries gave up trying to drive the cutting heads despite showing a full charge on the display. Farewell Remy, you served me well..... but I have already been onto Amazon for your replacement. Remy The Shaver Rest in pieces.
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| Canterbury Palace Whitstable 14 Jan 16 8.14pm |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 14 Jan 2016 12.55pm
Not been a good week - what with David Bowie snuffing it unexpectedly on Monday morning. This morning I said goodbye to 'Remy' my faithful Remington R5 Series shaver after 8 years continued usage. His poor little re-chargeable batteries gave up trying to drive the cutting heads despite showing a full charge on the display. Farewell Remy, you served me well..... but I have already been onto Amazon for your replacement. Remy The Shaver Rest in pieces.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 15 Jan 16 9.44am |
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In his hours of sadness Hoof enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.' 'I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.' 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.'' Hoof places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave Hoof has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Hoof asks in garbled speech,' 'And what if I swallow it?''' 'No problem,'' says the barber.' 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.''
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Quote bubble wrap at 15 Jan 2016 9.44am
In his hours of sadness Hoof enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.' 'I have just the thing,'' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.' 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.'' Hoof places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave Hoof has ever experienced. After a few strokes, Hoof asks in garbled speech,' 'And what if I swallow it?''' 'No problem,'' says the barber.' 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.''
I've never had that Sweeney Todd experience!
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 15 Jan 16 10.11am |
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Sorry for your loss hoof, will could get you a new one as he's best mate is the director general at Remington. RIP. Remy
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| Wheniwasayoungboy Phoebe's Bed 15 Jan 16 10.25am |
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Quote sydtheeagle at 14 Jan 2016 2.10pm
Nice to know someone at Palace can get a Remy over the line. Chortle! One of your best
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martinb75  Tampere 15 Jan 16 11.03am |
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Not Remy too..
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 15 Jan 16 11.35am |
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Sometimes you have just got to take it on the chin, You will be buzzing when you get a replacement and every thing will run smoother.
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