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chateauferret  27 Dec 15 9.42pm |
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I used to have a flat just off Streatham Common. One night about 2 am the phone went. I ran to it fearing some kind of emergency. Instead the voice on the other end said: "Hello. I saw your number in the toilets". " *boggle* You saw my number where?" "In the toilets. On Streatham Common". (Yes, there is or at least was a bog block there, on the High Road opposite the Greyhound pub. I guess it is a well-liked cottaging venue; there were a lot of people done for dogging about this time in the car park on the south side about half-way up). "Are you there now?" "(eagerly) Yes, yes!" "OK". I then reported this conversation to the police. (It goes without saying - I hope! - that he had certainly *not* seen my number in those or any other toilets). Edited by chateauferret (27 Dec 2015 9.44pm)
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 Pikester  Worthing 28 Dec 15 12.15am |
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Quote chateauferret at 27 Dec 2015 9.42pm
(It goes without saying - I hope! - that he had certainly *not* seen my number in those or any other toilets). Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name. |
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| Hoof Hearted 28 Dec 15 10.13am | |
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Quote Pikester at 28 Dec 2015 12.15am
Quote chateauferret at 27 Dec 2015 9.42pm
(It goes without saying - I hope! - that he had certainly *not* seen my number in those or any other toilets). Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
What are the odds that some disgruntled ex-boyfriend put his number there? Maybe his name shouldn't be "chateauferret" but "chateauhamster" or "chateaugerbil" ? LOL
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| songsta New Addington 29 Dec 15 8.49pm |
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I always do it, especially the accident one, when they say I heard you had a recent car accident I say yes how did you know, then they ask when it was I say about 11am ( assume it's 2pm) then they say where are you I say in the hospital as I have a double leg fracture, by this time my voice has got a bit more groggy, and I again ask how they know I had the accident and start to assume and act as if it was them who ran into me and start getting irate and shouting saying things like bloody mondeos etc etc they soon hang up.
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| dannyboy1978 30 Dec 15 8.18am |
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It's always good to warn a cold caller that you are a rude nasty individual and give them the opotinity to hang up or they will get abuse
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| Part Time James 01 Jan 16 5.37pm |
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Quote Kermit8 at 13 Dec 2015 4.08pm
Does the wife calling my mobile count?
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| Hoof Hearted 02 Jan 16 11.18am | |
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Quote Part Time James at 01 Jan 2016 5.37pm
Quote Kermit8 at 13 Dec 2015 4.08pm
Does the wife calling my mobile count?
Off to a good start PTJ
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| nobody sussex 07 Jan 16 2.38pm |
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I had a call today from Albany ??? Who wanted to discuss my car accident. When I asked when this accident occurred she told me it was in the last 2 1/2 years. My reply was that my last car accident was about 35 years ago. Guess what ??? her reply to that was "are you sure" I hung up.
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| orpingtoneagle Orpington 07 Jan 16 3.03pm |
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Just had a call about my recent accident.... I asked 'which one?' The recent one apparently. I then informed the scouse lady on the phone I had had quite a few over Christmas as since it had been a bit wet I had taken to 'borrowing,' anything suitable at chucking out time from the pub and driven them home in a drunken stupor with a few knocks and after bouncing off a few pedestrians. Her next question 'So were any of these your fault?' Edited by orpingtoneagle (07 Jan 2016 3.06pm)
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| Mapletree Croydon 07 Jan 16 3.07pm |
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Here's one I use. You want Mr Mapletree? Oh goodness, haven't you heard? He died in a bizarre double-glazing accident.
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| kent675 Bromley, Kent 08 Jan 16 4.45pm |
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Quote npn at 14 Dec 2015 2.03pm
I'm sorry, I have Tourettes. Then just let rip. PPI, yes I'm interested in that c*nt bucket spunk drizzle Ah the car crash? Yes, that was a sad day sh1t covered cauliflower with peas Endless hours of fun (and you can even drop the obscenities and just be totally random when the kids are around)
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| HeathMan Purley 08 Jan 16 11.38pm |
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My last lady caller told me that her calls are sponsored by Sainsbury's (and another organisation I cannot remember). I opted for Sainsbury's. Will post again if ever the promised voucher lands on my doormat.
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