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OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 31 Aug 15 4.40pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

I asked my Wife why she was watching a re-run of last years X Fuctor to which she replied "It's a new series". "Oh" I responded "It's exactly the same as last year and the year before that!" She retorted "Why don't you go down the pub?!". So I did! Saw a live band called Raw who performed 2 sets of Stone Roses,Kings of Leon,Arctic Monkeys,and lots of Indie-rock covers. Got home at 1 in the morning after a great night out! Same again next week,long live X Fuctor! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 

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Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 31 Aug 15 5.12pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

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I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show.

I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show).

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.


Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)


Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)


What did you do in the war?

I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it.
I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena.



I had you down as older.

I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby !

I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 11.37am)

No you were a Foggy Bubby

 

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I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show.

I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show).

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.


Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)


Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)


What did you do in the war?

I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it.
I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena.



I had you down as older.

I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby !

I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 11.37am)

No you were a Foggy Bubby

LOL !

I was 8lbs 8 ozs at birth which in those days was a huge weight.Went from 'Mayday' to my parents place in London Road, Thornton Heath.


 
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lankygit Flag Lincoln 31 Aug 15 5.40pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Poor old Willo.
Time and again he pleads, but it falls on deaf ears.
As it seems he has given up pleading I will plea for him.

Please let`s not turn this into another Willo thread. Let`s get back on topic.

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 31 Aug 15 5.48pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Quote lankygit at 31 Aug 2015 5.40pm

Poor old Willo.
Time and again he pleads, but it falls on deaf ears.
As it seems he has given up pleading I will plea for him.

Please let`s not turn this into another Willo thread. Let`s get back on topic.

My thoughts exactly.

I certainly haven't got the "X Factor" !


 
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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Aug 15 6.30pm

Quote matthau at 31 Aug 2015 1.34pm

Its all about money.

They used to have to pay script writes and actors and so on.....


now no-bodies come in and act like tits for free and losers phone in and vote and spend easy earned dole money..

Edited by matthau (31 Aug 2015 1.39pm)

Indeed it is, usually you have to pay the talent, where as things like X-Factor the talent ends up paying you.

Only ever watch stuff I download or live sports these days - TV just makes me feel dumb.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 31 Aug 15 6.31pm

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 5.25pm

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Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show.

I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show).

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.


Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)


Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)


What did you do in the war?

I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it.
I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena.



I had you down as older.

I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby !

I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 11.37am)

No you were a Foggy Bubby

LOL !

I was 8lbs 8 ozs at birth which in those days was a huge weight.Went from 'Mayday' to my parents place in London Road, Thornton Heath.


And you said you'd never seen a warzone.


 

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Quote jamiemartin721 at 31 Aug 2015 6.31pm

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 5.25pm

Quote Apollofuzz at 31 Aug 2015 5.12pm

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 11.35am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.57am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.54am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.45am

Quote Willo at 31 Aug 2015 10.27am

Quote Cucking Funt at 31 Aug 2015 10.23am

Quote Willo at 30 Aug 2015 9.23pm

Quote matt_himself at 30 Aug 2015 9.16pm

I agreed a bargain last night - she gets to watch Xfactor and I get to watch MOTD - but was told that there is three and half months of Xfactor s***e to come! I f***ing hated Cheryl Cole, someone called Nick I have never heard of and some other singer I have never heard after mere minutes of the show.

I yearn for the days when Saturday night TV was Cannon & Ball doing something unfunny with some bemused guest celebrities followed by Tales of the Unexpected (because as a young lad, it was often your first, furtive view of side boob happened during the show).

PS. It f***ing on again now! Sunday night used to be Bulleye.

And in my youth "Sunday night at the London Palladium" featuring the game show "Beat the clock".

I remember the 'Tiller Girls' and Jack Parnell.Used to be hosted by Jimmy Tarbuck and Norman Vaughan amongst others.

Liked the bit at the end when all the artists used to stand on a revolving stage and wave to the audience.


Edited by Willo (30 Aug 2015 9.26pm)


Do you remember Tommy Handley in ITMA, too, Willo?

NO !
But I've heard of Tommy Handley.

I've heard of Tommy Trinder ! In fact my late mother-in-law's mother and Tommy and Freddie Trinder's mother knew each other and used to go on outings together.Never did meet my mother-in-law's mother - she had passed away.


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 10.36am)


What did you do in the war?

I was born in 1952 so wasn't in the two World Wars.
My uncle was in the Korean war in 1953 and whenever I see him he keeps going on about it.
I've not served in the forces so have not been in a battle arena.



I had you down as older.

I have consistently stated on here that I am 63 this year. Born November 1952 in Mayday Hospital.I am informed that there was the great smog round about that time and friends/relatives couldn't visit the newly born baby !

I'm not some old "Fuddy duddy" !


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 11.37am)

No you were a Foggy Bubby

LOL !

I was 8lbs 8 ozs at birth which in those days was a huge weight.Went from 'Mayday' to my parents place in London Road, Thornton Heath.


And you said you'd never seen a warzone.


LOL !

Not seen active service in a warzone !
My uncle who is in his 80s still lives in Thornton Heath - been there for many,many years.


Edited by Willo (31 Aug 2015 6.42pm)

 
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Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house.
Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course.

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

Cheap brandy.

Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage.

Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me.

Get some of this [Link] down your gullet. F*cking lovely.

 

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Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 10.35pm

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Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm

Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house.
Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course.

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

Cheap brandy.

Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage.

Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me.

Get some of this [Link] down your gullet. F*cking lovely.


But at over fourteen hundred quid a pop, you may wanna stick to the half pint glass.

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 01 Sep 15 10.12am

Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 1.40pm

Quote Moose at 31 Aug 2015 12.54pm

Quote matt_himself at 31 Aug 2015 12.40pm

Quote bubble wrap at 31 Aug 2015 12.09pm

Doing deals with the missus? Really. I thought everyone had at least Two televisions in their house.
Grows some balls and tell her she is watching MOTD whilst serving you cans of chilled Stella in a rounded Stella glass of course. Snacks optional and a blowy after Palace have appeared of course.

The above makes me think you are not in a relationship. Or ever have been. There are some times you have to do deals.

Also, I would far rather have a nice warmed glass of VSOP than a Stella.

Cheap brandy.

Steady on, old bean. A good VSOP is an excellent Gentlemans beverage.

Besides, any drink that Eazy 'muthaphuckin' E used to drink for breakfast whilst getting sucked off by 'dirty assed ho's' is good enough for me.

I'm not sure that Easy-E is necessarily the ideal model of how to 'enjoy ho's'. He probably should have spent more on condoms than brandy.


 

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I notice that this tripe isn't doing so well in the ratings this year. In these chaotic times at least something is right in the world.

 
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