Guilty. How the f*** did it take 2 days?

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No. You can imagine the type. There you are, in the pub, trying to watch the football or cricket or darts, and then she bowls up, says something funny across the pub to all its patrons to get them interested in her, before getting thoroughly mortal, insulting everyone, getting into a very specific slanging match with someone over something very minor, before her being led out by a friend for a smoke, whilst the women is still spitting bile about something inconsequential that has offended her to the point of violence but with her make up now looking akin to something Kiss would go on stage wearing circa 1976, as it streaks down her face.

She will then befriend a psychotic looking lone drinker who makes threatening gestures to all in the bar who have somehow incurred this woman's wrath, she is pointing them out to him, then she leaves the pub declaring that all the customers are a 'bunch of w***ers' before declaring she is better than all of them before falling down the stairs giving everyone a glimpse of her piss stained knickers and bingo wings.

As a side note, normally on this type of pub night, the match you went to watch throws up a result that is completely opposite to what Palace need at the time, I.e., Sunderland win 3-0 away to a disinterested Man City in April.

I have encountered her sort, have had pleasant evenings ruined as a consequence and as a result plead with the Judge to hand down to her the harshest penalty available to him in this instance.

Dunno, but Ched Evans is following this case carefully.