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 Part Time James  11 Jun 15 4.44pm |
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When one of my colleagues announced his engagement I suggested we all chip in for a dwarf stripper for his stag do. We all chuckled a small amount whilst looking at a website and that was the end of it. The next day one of the contractors in the department who barely ever speaks and had NEVER spoken to me before (this is in a department of only 20 people) sidled up to me by the coffee machine and said "You know that website you found with the dwarf strippers? Did it say whether you're allowed to f**k them?". This will always be the most awkward one way conversation I have ever been involved in. I am proud at my professional response of "I'm not sure actually, you might need to read the small print".
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| Part Time James 11 Jun 15 4.46pm |
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Quote ManicMark at 10 Jun 2015 3.23pm
Quote martinb75 at 10 Jun 2015 11.23am
Quote Hoof Hearted at 10 Jun 2015 10.50am
Quote skatman at 10 Jun 2015 9.01am
First website I found on Google offers them. You're literally the worst Best Man ever!
Easier than finding a gap in a dwarf.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 11 Jun 15 10.28pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 11 Jun 2015 4.44pm
When one of my colleagues announced his engagement I suggested we all chip in for a dwarf stripper for his stag do. We all chuckled a small amount whilst looking at a website and that was the end of it. The next day one of the contractors in the department who barely ever speaks and had NEVER spoken to me before (this is in a department of only 20 people) sidled up to me by the coffee machine and said "You know that website you found with the dwarf strippers? Did it say whether you're allowed to f**k them?". This will always be the most awkward one way conversation I have ever been involved in. I am proud at my professional response of "I'm not sure actually, you might need to read the small print".
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Always the quiet ones...| jamiemartin721 Reading 11 Jun 15 10.30pm |
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Quote Superfly at 11 Jun 2015 4.27pm
Jamie - if you could find a link calling my boss a cu*t then you might be able to get me sacked a bit sooner.
With a tune
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