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Harpo Oxfordshire 02 Feb 15 11.03am
Mutual masturbation is surely the answer.
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 02 Feb 15 11.03am

Mutual masturbation is surely the answer.

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 02 Feb 15 2.02pm
Quote Harpo at 02 Feb 2015 11.03am Mutual masturbation is surely the answer. Only to the initiated. A bad hand job can be horrific. Ladies tend to have a natural habit of overdoing the downstroke. There really is nothing more passion killing than having your foreskin ripped away from your bell end. Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Superfly

The sun always shines in Catford 02 Feb 15 2.02pm

Quote Harpo at 02 Feb 2015 11.03am

Mutual masturbation is surely the answer.

Only to the initiated. A bad hand job can be horrific. Ladies tend to have a natural habit of overdoing the downstroke. There really is nothing more passion killing than having your foreskin ripped away from your bell end.

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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jamiemartin721 Reading 03 Feb 15 4.15pm
Quote Harpo at 02 Feb 2015 11.03am Mutual masturbation is surely the answer. Too much like hard work. The amount of effort generally required to manually manipulate a woman to orgasm is excessive compared to 'doing the job yourself'. Bad sex is quite enjoyable, if its only the other party doing the crying. Nothing like being blown by a girl who's crying. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 03 Feb 15 4.15pm

Quote Harpo at 02 Feb 2015 11.03am

Mutual masturbation is surely the answer.

Too much like hard work. The amount of effort generally required to manually manipulate a woman to orgasm is excessive compared to 'doing the job yourself'.

Bad sex is quite enjoyable, if its only the other party doing the crying. Nothing like being blown by a girl who's crying.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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We are goin up! Coulsdon 03 Feb 15 5.31pm
Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world. The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
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Coulsdon 03 Feb 15 5.31pm

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Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 04 Feb 15 12.05pm
Quote We are goin up! at 03 Feb 2015 5.31pm Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world. I'd happily live a pointless life.
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 04 Feb 15 12.05pm

Quote We are goin up! at 03 Feb 2015 5.31pm

Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world.

I'd happily live a pointless life.

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dingdong bognor regis 04 Feb 15 12.28pm
average shag
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dingdong

bognor regis 04 Feb 15 12.28pm

average shag

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 04 Feb 15 1.29pm
Quote We are goin up! at 03 Feb 2015 5.31pm Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world. Not if she's lubed her hand up and massaging your balls with the other it isn't. And just slightly off point for moment do you think women should watch more p***. and learn how to do it properly instead of attacking your cock like a particularly stubborn bottle of HP. "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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dannyh

wherever I lay my hat....... 04 Feb 15 1.29pm

Quote We are goin up! at 03 Feb 2015 5.31pm

Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world.

Not if she's lubed her hand up and massaging your balls with the other it isn't.

And just slightly off point for moment do you think women should watch more p***. and learn how to do it properly instead of attacking your cock like a particularly stubborn bottle of HP.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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We are goin up! Coulsdon 04 Feb 15 6.39pm
Quote dannyh at 04 Feb 2015 1.29pm Quote We are goin up! at 03 Feb 2015 5.31pm Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world. Not if she's lubed her hand up and massaging your balls with the other it isn't. And just slightly off point for moment do you think women should watch more p**. and learn how to do it properly instead of attacking your cock like a particularly stubborn bottle of HP. Even then, her hand technique hasn't had literally thousands of practices like mine has, hence your HP comparison. If I wanted a wnk I'd have one, if I want a blow or a fook that's where she comes in. The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
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Coulsdon 04 Feb 15 6.39pm

Quote dannyh at 04 Feb 2015 1.29pm

Quote We are goin up! at 03 Feb 2015 5.31pm

Veering a bit off topic... Getting tossed off by a girl is the most pointless thing in the world.

Not if she's lubed her hand up and massaging your balls with the other it isn't.

And just slightly off point for moment do you think women should watch more p***. and learn how to do it properly instead of attacking your cock like a particularly stubborn bottle of HP.

Even then, her hand technique hasn't had literally thousands of practices like mine has, hence your HP comparison. If I wanted a w*nk I'd have one, if I want a blow or a fook that's where she comes in.

The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Feb 15 6.57pm
try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo. goodnight Vienna. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo.
goodnight Vienna.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Harpo Oxfordshire 05 Feb 15 3.52pm
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 6.57pm try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo. goodnight Vienna. Link please.
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Harpo

Oxfordshire 05 Feb 15 3.52pm

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 6.57pm

try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo.
goodnight Vienna.

Link please.

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 05 Feb 15 7.45pm
Quote Harpo at 05 Feb 2015 3.52pm Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 6.57pm try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo. goodnight Vienna. Link please. [Link] the bad boy. good nights sleep guaranteed. don't over use, may cause speech problems. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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kingdowieonthewall

Sussex, ex-Cronx. 05 Feb 15 7.45pm

Quote Harpo at 05 Feb 2015 3.52pm

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 6.57pm

try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo.
goodnight Vienna.

Link please.

[Link]

the bad boy.
good nights sleep guaranteed.
don't over use, may cause speech problems.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Old Chap Orpington 09 Feb 15 9.23pm
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 05 Feb 2015 7.45pm Quote Harpo at 05 Feb 2015 3.52pm Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 6.57pm try one of those buzz 'tings on your banjo. goodnight Vienna. Link please. [Link] the bad boy. good nights sleep guaranteed. don't over use, may cause speech problems. Bit worried about that one - mains powered, could get the lead tangled up . ... Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season?
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