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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Oct 14 9.57am | |
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Quote Moose at 01 Oct 2014 9.22am
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Gotta to a sweep at work in light of this news. I feel the net is closing in on my prime suspect. Pat Sharp? I reckon john's looking bigger than Pat. CT, anyone? I'm hoping for the entire breakfast through to 6.00pm of Capital Radio, including the c**ts who phoned in for competitions.
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johnfirewall 01 Oct 14 10.36am | |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Oct 2014 9.57am
Quote Moose at 01 Oct 2014 9.22am
Quote Stuk at 30 Sep 2014 11.41pm
Quote johnfirewall at 30 Sep 2014 11.29pm
Gotta to a sweep at work in light of this news. I feel the net is closing in on my prime suspect. Pat Sharp? I reckon john's looking bigger than Pat. CT, anyone? I'm hoping for the entire breakfast through to 6.00pm of Capital Radio, including the c**ts who phoned in for competitions. Well I'm thinking same sort of calibre as CT.
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Kermit8 Hevon 01 Oct 14 10.47am | |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Oct 2014 9.18am
Quote Jimenez at 01 Oct 2014 12.23am
Its all getting a bit silly now in my opinion. f***ing hell most of us would be in the local nick tonight, if every bird who we put our hands up their top or even panties decided to grass us up.... I means its almost as if you don't have the legal right to molest women against their will....
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Hoof Hearted 01 Oct 14 11.10am | |
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Tally Ho........ he will be hounded till found guilty. A brush with the law, if you will.
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kennybrowns leftfoot Reigate 01 Oct 14 11.17am | |
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I was standing guard outside the American Embassy about 8 years ago. MP5 in hand (the gun by the way.. I'm not talking dirty!) It was about 10pm and I was just standing there pondering how crap my life was when that Stacey Slater from Eastenders walked past with about 15 mates. All pissed up and out on a hen do. She asked if she could hold my gun and I said no. She then kissed me and slapped my arse whilst all her mates cheered. After a small explosion in my pants I felt utterly humiliated and degraded. I've kept it a secret for all these years due to the shame and can only talk about it now all these years later. I think I might have to go to the police...... I have never once thought about that kiss or arse slap when I've been masterbating....... Honest your honour......
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 01 Oct 14 11.18am | |
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The time must be ripe for Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse to revisit the Smashie and Nicey saga with, perhaps, one visiting the other in a segregated wing. Or something.
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Lofty3rgj 01 Oct 14 3.22pm | |
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Quote kennybrowns leftfoot at 01 Oct 2014 11.17am
I was standing guard outside the American Embassy about 8 years ago. MP5 in hand (the gun by the way.. I'm not talking dirty!) It was about 10pm and I was just standing there pondering how crap my life was when that Stacey Slater from Eastenders walked past with about 15 mates. All pissed up and out on a hen do. She asked if she could hold my gun and I said no. She then kissed me and slapped my arse whilst all her mates cheered. After a small explosion in my pants I felt utterly humiliated and degraded. I've kept it a secret for all these years due to the shame and can only talk about it now all these years later. I think I might have to go to the police...... I have never once thought about that kiss or arse slap when I've been masterbating....... Honest your honour...... Are you sure, it wasn't Willo in drag...
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Part Time James 01 Oct 14 3.26pm | |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 01 Oct 2014 11.18am
The time must be ripe for Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse to revisit the Smashie and Nicey saga with, perhaps, one visiting the other in a segregated wing. Or something.
EDIT: is the dumbbest thing I have ever said. That was their last names. Where's the facepalm?! Edited by Part Time James (01 Oct 2014 3.27pm)
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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Oct 14 3.47pm | |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 01 Oct 2014 11.18am
The time must be ripe for Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse to revisit the Smashie and Nicey saga with, perhaps, one visiting the other in a segregated wing. Or something.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Oct 14 3.55pm | |
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 01 Oct 2014 11.10am
Tally Ho........ he will be hounded till found guilty. A brush with the law, if you will. You make it sound worse than it all is, as if everyone is being imprisoned who ever looked at a woman or child funny. Reality is DLT was found not guilty all but one charge, and got a suspended sentence, whilst Roache, Jim Davidson and that other actor were found not Guilty. Meanwhile Rolf Harris, Stewart Hall and Max Clifford were actually found guilty of remarkably serious sexual offences. And any system that can find Jim Davidson not guilty or dismiss charges against him, must by default be fair, because most of us would have him on the pyre for Big f**king Break. Gary Glitter is due up soon. How many people will be so dismissive of his charges?
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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Oct 14 3.57pm | |
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Quote kennybrowns leftfoot at 01 Oct 2014 11.17am
I was standing guard outside the American Embassy about 8 years ago. MP5 in hand (the gun by the way.. I'm not talking dirty!) It was about 10pm and I was just standing there pondering how crap my life was when that Stacey Slater from Eastenders walked past with about 15 mates. All pissed up and out on a hen do. She asked if she could hold my gun and I said no. She then kissed me and slapped my arse whilst all her mates cheered. After a small explosion in my pants I felt utterly humiliated and degraded. I've kept it a secret for all these years due to the shame and can only talk about it now all these years later. I think I might have to go to the police...... I have never once thought about that kiss or arse slap when I've been masterbating....... Honest your honour...... Yeah, but she is kind of fit, imagine however it was DLT or god forbid Jimmy Savile, and you could only achieve orgasm by reliving the experience.... It'd be like being molested by an exceptionally ugly tramp.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Oct 14 3.58pm | |
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Quote johnfirewall at 01 Oct 2014 10.36am
Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Oct 2014 9.57am
Quote Moose at 01 Oct 2014 9.22am
Quote Stuk at 30 Sep 2014 11.41pm
Quote johnfirewall at 30 Sep 2014 11.29pm
Gotta to a sweep at work in light of this news. I feel the net is closing in on my prime suspect. Pat Sharp? I reckon john's looking bigger than Pat. CT, anyone? I'm hoping for the entire breakfast through to 6.00pm of Capital Radio, including the c**ts who phoned in for competitions. Well I'm thinking same sort of calibre as CT. Noel Edmunds? Everything about him screams nonse.
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