This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.
Register | Edit Profile | Subscriptions | Forum Rules | Log In
cryrst The garden of England 30 Dec 18 8.01am | |
---|---|
Originally posted by W12
“Mr Maxwele, who instigated a social media protest under the hashtag #ReclaimClifton, oversaw the slaughter of a sheep in a ritual that protesters said would cleanse the beach of racism” Life becomes black comedy (although I’m sure that expression will be banned soon) I think the picture associated with this story tells you what’s really going on here although I’m sure the lefties will tell you they had it coming because being racist to white people is fine (and what’s more, should be encouraged).
Works in Zimbabwe, with a small problem.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
steve1984 30 Dec 18 12.55pm | |
---|---|
Unknown person working for a network unavailable in the UK.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
Hrolf The Ganger 30 Dec 18 2.15pm | |
---|---|
Originally posted by W12
“Mr Maxwele, who instigated a social media protest under the hashtag #ReclaimClifton, oversaw the slaughter of a sheep in a ritual that protesters said would cleanse the beach of racism” Life becomes black comedy (although I’m sure that expression will be banned soon) I think the picture associated with this story tells you what’s really going on here although I’m sure the lefties will tell you they had it coming because being racist to white people is fine (and what’s more, should be encouraged).
A little glimpse at our future. Coming to a town near you soon. Sheep beware.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
steve1984 30 Dec 18 3.25pm | |
---|---|
I'm quite partial to a nice bit of lamb.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
becky over the moon 30 Dec 18 3.44pm | |
---|---|
Died of Avian flu and meningitis - suppose that's what you get for working with turkeys.
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
|
Alert a moderator to this post | Board Moderator |
Hrolf The Ganger 30 Dec 18 4.26pm | |
---|---|
Originally posted by steve1984
I'm quite partial to a nice bit of lamb. Me too. But I prefer mine killed in an abattoir, not by a witchdoctor.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
Midlands Eagle 30 Dec 18 4.55pm | |
---|---|
Originally posted by steve1984
I'm quite partial to a nice bit of lamb. Do you mean eating it?
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
steve1984 30 Dec 18 5.09pm | |
---|---|
There's a business local to me called Bakers of Nailsea. Owned by three brothers, one a beef farmer, another a pork farmer and the third runs a small abattoir and wholesale / retail butchers. Needless to say they supply most of the butchers in North Somerset and Bristol and their meat is superb. Sadly they had to close the abattoir recently because of the cost of hiring two vets at £50 / hour whenever they were operational. Some kind of EU regulation I think. Or perhaps DEFRA? They now have to ship all their animals for slaughter to the abattoir at Bristol University Veterinary slaughterhouse about 9 miles away. They used to lead their animals straight off the pasture and into the abattoir so negligible stress and better quality meat. I went to quite a few pig killings in Hungary. Up early about 4am when it's still dark outside. Couple of plum brandies to keep out the chill. Hook up with the local butcher who was on hand to supervise. Hook up a car battery to some kind of prod, stun the pig between the ears and then slit its throat with me and a couple of other people attempting to kneel on it so it can't run off. Bucket to catch the claret for blood sausages (and fried blood a traditional pig killing breakfast). Then the entire family was employed for the next 16 hours manually processing the entire carcass. Great fun but I can still hear the squealing victim's pitiful cries in my imagination. Nothing that a few more plum brandies couldn't sort out. All went pretty much like this.. ..except we used a modern blow torch to get rid of the bristles instead of the more traditional cover it all in straw and set it on fire. Suffice it to say I don't really have a problem with the witch doctor. But where can you find a witch doctor in Somerset when you need one?
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
steve1984 30 Dec 18 5.11pm | |
---|---|
Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Do you mean eating it? Sure, you need a sheep for sex. Lamb is too small even if you're kneeling down.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
Badger11 Beckenham 30 Dec 18 5.25pm | |
---|---|
Originally posted by steve1984
There's a business local to me called Bakers of Nailsea. Owned by three brothers, one a beef farmer, another a pork farmer and the third runs a small abattoir and wholesale / retail butchers. Needless to say they supply most of the butchers in North Somerset and Bristol and their meat is superb. Sadly they had to close the abattoir recently because of the cost of hiring two vets at £50 / hour whenever they were operational. Some kind of EU regulation I think. Or perhaps DEFRA? They now have to ship all their animals for slaughter to the abattoir at Bristol University Veterinary slaughterhouse about 9 miles away. They used to lead their animals straight off the pasture and into the abattoir so negligible stress and better quality meat. I went to quite a few pig killings in Hungary. Up early about 4am when it's still dark outside. Couple of plum brandies to keep out the chill. Hook up with the local butcher who was on hand to supervise. Hook up a car battery to some kind of prod, stun the pig between the ears and then slit its throat with me and a couple of other people attempting to kneel on it so it can't run off. Bucket to catch the claret for blood sausages (and fried blood a traditional pig killing breakfast). Then the entire family was employed for the next 16 hours manually processing the entire carcass. Great fun but I can still hear the squealing victim's pitiful cries in my imagination. Nothing that a few more plum brandies couldn't sort out. All went pretty much like this.. ..except we used a modern blow torch to get rid of the bristles instead of the more traditional cover it all in straw and set it on fire. Suffice it to say I don't really have a problem with the witch doctor. But where can you find a witch doctor in Somerset when you need one?
One more point |
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
Midlands Eagle 30 Dec 18 6.33pm | |
---|---|
Originally posted by steve1984
Sure, you need a sheep for sex. Lamb is too small even if you're kneeling down.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
steve1984 30 Dec 18 6.36pm | |
---|---|
But be sure they're facing you before you pick them up by the front legs and put their back legs down the front of your wellies. Otherwise you can't kiss 'em.
|
|
Alert a moderator to this post |
Registration is now on our new message board
To login with your existing username you will need to convert your account over to the new message board.
All images and text on this site are copyright © 1999-2024 The Holmesdale Online, unless otherwise stated.
Web Design by Guntrisoft Ltd.