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 matt_himself  Matataland 02 Sep 16 9.24pm |
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Waking up with a boner when you need a piss.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| moylerg Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 02 Sep 16 9.29pm |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Waking up with a boner when you need a piss. Trying to take a piss when you have a boner....
Most certainly not European. |
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| matt_himself Matataland 02 Sep 16 9.56pm |
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Originally posted by moylerg
Trying to take a piss when you have a boner.... I quite like the challenge of having a piss when erect. It's something only a bone fide chap can master. It's what being a man is about.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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| Thegamesafoot Somewhere but Nowhere 02 Sep 16 11.31pm |
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A p**** does seem to get excited about having a piss in the morning, which has always confused me.
It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. |
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| pompeyeagle Relocated to Shropshire 03 Sep 16 6.33pm |
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People who write things like EFA. What does that even mean?
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| pompeyeagle Relocated to Shropshire 03 Sep 16 6.35pm |
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People who walk down the road staring at their mobile phone because they can't go 5 minutes without looking at it.
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| baldeagle73 Leamington spa 03 Sep 16 6.55pm |
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Manbags and adults with football players names on the back of their replica shirts
walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces! |
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| nhp61 Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 03 Sep 16 7.14pm |
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Those thousands of tossers marching in the streets in London, Edinburgh, Birmingham, Oxford and Cambridge today protesting against Brexit. Those deluded t***s just don't want to accept the result of the Referendum didn't go the way they wanted!
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pefwin  Where you have to have an English ... 03 Sep 16 7.37pm |
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Originally posted by nhp61
Those thousands of tossers marching in the streets in London, Edinburgh, Birmingham, Oxford and Cambridge today protesting against Brexit. Those deluded t***s just don't want to accept the result of the Referendum didn't go the way they wanted! If everybody accepted what the [marginal and lied to] majority wanted then the Grey Man's "3 b******s" would have towed the line and none of this would have happened.
"Everything is air-droppable at least once." "When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support." |
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 03 Sep 16 7.59pm |
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prats talking on their mobiles while waving their arms about.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 03 Sep 16 8.12pm |
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'Fans' who hate the club but decide to clog up the board with anti-everything threads.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Sep 16 8.39pm |
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Originally posted by pefwin
If everybody accepted what the [marginal and lied to] majority wanted then the Grey Man's "3 b******s" would have towed the line and none of this would have happened. you know best peffers.
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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